Ron White = very funny.
And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Mal ,'The Train Job'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Scrappy - Mar 23, 2006 7:53:53 pm PST #5940 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Consuela - Mar 23, 2006 8:27:19 pm PST #5941 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
wow, I didn't know Charlie Sheen was a tinhat.
Kristen - Mar 23, 2006 8:30:02 pm PST #5942 of 10001
He's been drinking Oliver Stone's kool-aid.
Daisy Jane - Mar 23, 2006 8:33:02 pm PST #5943 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I need to go to bed, but don't wanna. I am four.
It doesn't help that I'm already going to be late because I'm dropping off stuff for work. It's like telling me I can sleep in.
Lee - Mar 24, 2006 2:36:40 am PST #5944 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Stoopid sinuses.
Stoopid brain.
Hil R. - Mar 24, 2006 3:32:23 am PST #5945 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
The legal requirements are different for proving public intoxication than for proving a person is driving under the influence, she said. The standard is not whether a person has a blood alcohol content of 0.08 percent; it's whether the person poses a threat to themselves or others.
This is reminding me of the homecoming dance at my high school one year. A bunch of students had been drinking before the dance, and they were pretty obviously drunk. Everyone who seemed to be drunk was taken to the principal's office. Parents were called, and once the parents were there, each kid had to take a breathalyzer test. (They always did the tests in front of the parents.) One kid turned out to be completely sober, just acting like such an idiot that the teachers had assumed he was drunk.
Ailleann - Mar 24, 2006 3:53:49 am PST #5946 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
So I saunter in to work this morning, only to find Annoying!Coworker trying to start my computer. The problems with this are multi-fold... I come in every morning at 8:30, so I was due in the door at any moment... even if she started it she couldn't get in because, duh, password protection... and what she was looking for wasn't even something that's on my computer.
Please, someone tell me it's a bad idea to knock her down and kick the crap out of her. Cause that was my first reaction.
§ ita § - Mar 24, 2006 3:55:55 am PST #5947 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's probably a bad idea, Ailleann, unless you can get her to start the fight.
Actor Randy Quaid has reportedly taken legal action against the producers of Brokeback Mountain, saying he was duped into accepting less money for his work.
I've never heard of that before.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 24, 2006 3:57:51 am PST #5948 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Yeah, because the creators knew a gay-themed indie film was going to earn nearly $100 million and just kept that from him. @@
Perhaps he should have opted for the thematically appropriate points on the back end?
Laura - Mar 24, 2006 4:29:42 am PST #5949 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.