This site sells silver jewelry shaped like household objects like macaroni, fruit loops, Pez, and Barrel of Monkeys monkeys.
Zoe: She shot you. Mal: Well, yeah, she did a bit... still --
'Serenity'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 22, 2006 7:54:54 pm PST #5718 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Nilly - Mar 22, 2006 10:27:23 pm PST #5719 of 10001
Swouncing
Skipping-sigh-and-poking-head to post that, according to the Buffista Calendar, today is Raq's birthday (and only, what, three days after Mal's first birthday?), so lots of wishes for a great day and a wonderful year are coming her way.
aurelia - Mar 22, 2006 10:37:17 pm PST #5720 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Near death? There have certainly been situations that had the potential to be much worse, but I've been mostly unscathed. Car story—In the car I did a spectacular spinning backwards leap over the curb landing directly between a utility pole and a streetlight with about 2' clearance on either side. Since I was going backward, I was thrown back into the seat and was fine. The car had a blown tire and a very neat 90°corner dent in one rim. Gun story—While watching tv at my last apartment there was a shootout directly outside my window. At least two guys were running away while shooting behind them. Aim was not a factor. (I'd just like to note that I did not go to the window at the sound of gunfire. I was already sitting inches from the window and saw a bit of the action as I moved away.)
I have 4 W-2s and 6 1099s. I think that makes three fewer than last year with the allowance that not all my employers are required to send me a form. Just thinking about doing my taxes makes me weary.
Spidra Webster - Mar 22, 2006 10:44:21 pm PST #5721 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
::waves at Nilly::
Happy Birthday, Raq!
I've spent the last hour submitting info about my gig to various online calendars, having to reformat several times. Bleagh. Me no want to work tomorrow.
msbelle - Mar 23, 2006 1:07:14 am PST #5722 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
seriously? pre 6am wake up is unecessary.
Cashmere - Mar 23, 2006 1:16:27 am PST #5723 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
seriously? pre 6am wake up is unecessary.
I wish.
Theodosia - Mar 23, 2006 3:09:05 am PST #5724 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Somebody tell the damn birds that. And my cats, who seemed particularly frantic this morning....
Theodosia - Mar 23, 2006 3:10:07 am PST #5725 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Cereal -- or rather Kashi Instant Oatmeal:
I may be a bit sleepy this morning. I tried to make oatmeal by pouring hot water into a bowl. Minus the actual oatmeal in the bowl.
Lee - Mar 23, 2006 3:17:04 am PST #5726 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
seriously? pre 6am wake up is unecessary.
Seriously.
And my cats, who seemed particularly frantic this morning...
This too.
Fred Pete - Mar 23, 2006 3:46:58 am PST #5727 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Birthday, Raq!
And my cats, who seemed particularly frantic this morning....
I spent my shaving-and-dressing time this morning surrounded by cats. On the bright side, I think it means that Teddy is accepting Max and Marie, and more important, vice versa.