I can hurt a demon!! That's right. I'm back. And I'm a BLOODY ANIMAL!

Spike ,'Showtime'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Mar 22, 2006 1:43:50 pm PST #5660 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

You know, for example, you'll be confronted with a very difficult debate between science, on the one hand, and the hopes of science, and life.

Terrifying. It's like people thinking that everything would have been better if that pesky Copernicus had just kept his thoughts to himself.


§ ita § - Mar 22, 2006 1:47:00 pm PST #5661 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Brad Curran's "Top 10 Comic Book plots that could be used to write Marissa Cooper out of the OC"

eta: Excellent news, Matt!


Kalshane - Mar 22, 2006 1:55:15 pm PST #5662 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

I can't really think of anyone who did me wrong enough to deserve revenge. There's been instances where I've had the urge to lash out in anger (such as the two separate idiots who were driving 10 under the limit on a two lane road, then decided to floor it when I started to pass them, then slammed on their brakes as I did so I couldn't get back behind them either, nearly causing a head on collision in one case.) but nothing that I felt the need to get the person back for at a later date.

Closest I've been to death was probably when I nearly drowned when I was 8. Tried to jump across a creek, misjudged, panicked when I hit the water, couldn't tell up from down in the muddy water and was luckily pulled out by my friend.

Another time would be as a passenger in a overloaded Renault Alliance that ended up doing a 540 in during rush hour traffic when I was 16 because my friend riding shotgun decided it would be funny to jerk the wheel and then resettle it, which caused the driver to panic and try to counter-steer a swerve that wasn't happening. By some miracle we managed to spin between the oncoming cars and then the driver instinctively threw it into reverse and turned backwards into a driveway when the car stopped it's spin facing backwards in our original lane.

Of course, there's some other stupid incidents through out my childhood and teenage years involving fire, explosives, sharp objects and careless driving both by myself and others, but those are all "What was I thinking?" rather than actual cases of being near death.

ION, assorted fire dept. vehicles have been driving past with their sirens running for the last two hours and heading towards what could be the lake, the train station or the nuclear power plant. Only one actual fire truck, the rest being general fire dept vehicles, some hauling trailers with machinery. I have no idea what's going on.


Kalshane - Mar 22, 2006 1:56:49 pm PST #5663 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Great news, Matt!


Spidra Webster - Mar 22, 2006 1:57:10 pm PST #5664 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Glad to hear it, Matt.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2006 1:59:42 pm PST #5665 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ION, assorted fire dept. vehicles have been driving past with their sirens running for the last two hours and heading towards what could be the lake, the train station or the nuclear power plant.

If you start to see mutants coming from that direction, then you know it was the nuclear power plant.


billytea - Mar 22, 2006 2:05:06 pm PST #5666 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

If you start to see mutants coming from that direction, then you know it was the nuclear power plant.

I wouldn't be so quick to discount the long-slumbering lake people.


Sue - Mar 22, 2006 2:05:59 pm PST #5667 of 10001
hip deep in pie

That's great news Matt.

Gillian Anderson

I saw her being interviewed on Fashion Television at the opening of a Louis Vuitton store in Paris, and she was totally talking with a British accent.


ChiKat - Mar 22, 2006 2:08:24 pm PST #5668 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Matt!!

Is GA a natural blonde? Is that her color?


DavidS - Mar 22, 2006 2:09:16 pm PST #5669 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

including the people on this board

We sent a skull. It was the Buffista way to say, "We're with you."

Excellent news, Matt. That's great.

::cancels Matt's skull order::