Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.

Trick ,'First Date'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 22, 2006 2:09:16 pm PST #5669 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

including the people on this board

We sent a skull. It was the Buffista way to say, "We're with you."

Excellent news, Matt. That's great.

::cancels Matt's skull order::


Glamcookie - Mar 22, 2006 2:09:17 pm PST #5670 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

She is a natural blonde.


billytea - Mar 22, 2006 2:13:58 pm PST #5671 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

We sent a skull. It was the Buffista way to say, "We're with you."

True! That was very thoughtful.


ChiKat - Mar 22, 2006 2:14:18 pm PST #5672 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

She looks good as a blonde, but I do prefer the red on her.

She looks kinda scared in all those pictures, tho.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2006 2:14:58 pm PST #5673 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I wouldn't be so quick to discount the long-slumbering lake people.

Yeah, but they'd be covered in seaweed.


Cashmere - Mar 22, 2006 2:16:12 pm PST #5674 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Speaking of, have y'all seen the Salon article Monday on the political fight to ban contraceptives? Very interesting. This letter is a perfect example of the logic presented in the article.

Why have these fuckwits not realized that MORE contraception = FEWER abortions???

Go sell irony someplace else. We're all full up here.


Scrappy - Mar 22, 2006 2:16:26 pm PST #5675 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yeah, but they'd be covered in seaweed.

Well, LAKEweed.


billytea - Mar 22, 2006 2:18:11 pm PST #5676 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Yeah, but they'd be covered in seaweed.

Mutant seaweed! That turns the skin of everyone it touches into a clear membrane that needs to be immersed in water to stop it drying out and splitting, with tragic results!

You might like to keep your windows closed there, Kalshane.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2006 2:22:36 pm PST #5677 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

That turns the skin of everyone it touches into a clear membrane that needs to be immersed in water to stop it drying out and splitting, with tragic results!

So everyone would look like this: [link] ?


billytea - Mar 22, 2006 2:26:41 pm PST #5678 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

So everyone would look like this: [link] ?

Yes! Though probably, y'know, less composed, what with the searing agony and all. Oh, and I don't think the weed would make them spontaneously naked. I'm willing to be proved wrong!