I love this SO MUCH.
If he weren't so damn powerful, if he were just the smiley guy who stands on the corner in his bathrobe waving at the buses, it'd be endearing. If only.
Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.
Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Mar 22, 2006 11:58:39 am PST #5642 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Strega - Mar 22, 2006 12:01:27 pm PST #5643 of 10001
That one was very nice. This one's scarier:
You know, for example, you'll be confronted with a very difficult debate between science, on the one hand, and the hopes of science, and life.
Damn that anti-life science!
flea - Mar 22, 2006 12:03:07 pm PST #5644 of 10001
information libertarian
The result of all this is I now crave an entire tube of Ritz crackers.
Allyson - Mar 22, 2006 12:05:43 pm PST #5645 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Damn that anti-life science!
Hm. Maybe that's why all the funding to my group of Doomsday Physicists got cut. We were really hoping to get that 450-A-258 Space Modulator up and running to blow up the Earth within the next couple of years.
tommyrot - Mar 22, 2006 12:06:15 pm PST #5646 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Anglican leader opposes creationism in school
LONDON - The spiritual leader of the world’s Anglicans does not believe that creationism — the Bible-based account of the world’s origins — should be taught in schools.
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Williams, head of a church that has no problem with the Darwinian theory of evolution, told The Guardian newspaper: “I think creationism is, in a sense, a kind of category mistake, as if the Bible were a theory, like other theories.”
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“Religion has become politicized in America. That is not the case here. This is not a major issue,” religious commentator and broadcaster Clifford Longley told Reuters. “There is no intellectual credibility given to creationism in this country. There is no parallel between English evangelicals and American evangelicals.
"When I wrote an article saying there were no creationists in Britain, they both wrote to me.”
Heh.
§ ita § - Mar 22, 2006 12:07:07 pm PST #5647 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"When I wrote an article saying there were no creationists in Britain, they both wrote to me.”
Oh, fuck that's funny.
tommyrot - Mar 22, 2006 12:08:21 pm PST #5648 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hm. Maybe that's why all the funding to my group of Doomsday Physicists got cut. We were really hoping to get that 450-A-258 Space Modulator up and running to blow up the Earth within the next couple of years.
Well, the government shouldn't be funding such things. I really think that the development of doomsday technology should be left to the marketplace. Let the various evil masterminds compete to come up with the most efficient way to destroy the world.
Jessica - Mar 22, 2006 12:20:32 pm PST #5649 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"When I wrote an article saying there were no creationists in Britain, they both wrote to me.”
Love this.
brenda m - Mar 22, 2006 12:23:51 pm PST #5650 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Do you know how long I sat here trying to figure out what that has to do with cooking?
Jessica - Mar 22, 2006 12:29:31 pm PST #5651 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That was my evil plan all along. (Of course, now I can't fix the typo because you went and mentioned it.)