Giles! I accidentally killed Spike. That's okay, right?

Buffy ,'Never Leave Me'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2006 12:08:21 pm PST #5648 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hm. Maybe that's why all the funding to my group of Doomsday Physicists got cut. We were really hoping to get that 450-A-258 Space Modulator up and running to blow up the Earth within the next couple of years.

Well, the government shouldn't be funding such things. I really think that the development of doomsday technology should be left to the marketplace. Let the various evil masterminds compete to come up with the most efficient way to destroy the world.


Jessica - Mar 22, 2006 12:20:32 pm PST #5649 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yet another cook clock

"When I wrote an article saying there were no creationists in Britain, they both wrote to me.”

Love this.


brenda m - Mar 22, 2006 12:23:51 pm PST #5650 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Do you know how long I sat here trying to figure out what that has to do with cooking?


Jessica - Mar 22, 2006 12:29:31 pm PST #5651 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That was my evil plan all along. (Of course, now I can't fix the typo because you went and mentioned it.)


Jessica - Mar 22, 2006 12:31:01 pm PST #5652 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Wednesday One-liners - the subway ones are SO my favorites.

Loudspeaker: Move to the front of the train. There's more room at the front...Well, you missed it. And that was the last one. We'll set up cots on the platform so you can spend the night.
--Lexington Avenue-53rd Street station


§ ita § - Mar 22, 2006 12:33:20 pm PST #5653 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Gillian Anderson, for Plei.

Is it vengeance if you do it RIGHT right away? Sadly, this sort of "justice" is meted relatively often in Jamaica.

Secret tunnels under London.

Moron on parade:

Prosecutors in Riverside County are using Colton Simpson's tell-all book Inside the Crips: Life Inside L.A.'s Most Notorious Gang as evidence against him in a three-strikes case that could send him to prison for life.

Simpson's case appears to be the first in which prosecutors have relied on a defendants' book as evidence of intent to commit a crime, said Laurie Levenson, a professor at Loyola Law School. Prosecutors have used journals and letters to attempt to show criminal intent, Levenson said. In the Michael Jackson molestation trial last year, she said, Santa Barbara County prosecutors unsuccessfully tried to use holiday cards Jackson wrote the alleged victim to prove the singer's guilt. But the Simpson case, Levenson said, "is the first I'm aware of in which some of the key evidence against a defendant - the most damaging - is in his own book."


Glamcookie - Mar 22, 2006 12:59:34 pm PST #5654 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Gillian Anderson

Guh! I prefer the red-headed, Scully variety but still love GA.


msbelle - Mar 22, 2006 1:04:41 pm PST #5655 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I will share from my late afternoon Pick-Me-Up Music Selection:

MCA, get on the mic, my man

When I get my fill, I'm chilly chill

Pistol-packin, Monkey-drinkin, no-money BUM!

Early Beasties make me happy.


Strega - Mar 22, 2006 1:05:40 pm PST #5656 of 10001

Mr. Ebanks was later caught by the irate residents of the community who then stoned and chopped him to death.

I admire the matter-of-fact tone of this sentence. I think it's the word "irate" that makes it perfect.


Sheryl - Mar 22, 2006 1:26:50 pm PST #5657 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Bleah, didn't sleep well. I kept waking up and going back to sleep. Yet, I am oddly alert.