Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 22, 2006 11:25:15 am PST #5633 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

(psst... tommyrot, it's Pilate)

D'oh!

It's been a while....


Jessica - Mar 22, 2006 11:25:18 am PST #5634 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Klingon Pilot

I was picturing Pilot from Farscape, only as a Klingon. (No, I didn't stop to question why Pilot would be sentencing Jesus to death. When Pilot makes a decision, I assume it's for a good reason.)


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2006 11:26:31 am PST #5635 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

When Pilot makes a decision, I assume it's for a good reason.

Well, YEAH. Because he's *Pilot*!


§ ita § - Mar 22, 2006 11:28:51 am PST #5636 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

an axe is essentially a wedge.

Interesting. I'd have conflated it with the other edged things. I still separate weapons (sword) from more utilitarian implements like the knife.


Sean K - Mar 22, 2006 11:29:49 am PST #5637 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

When Pilot makes a decision, I assume it's for a good reason.)

Klingon Moya thought Klingon Jesus was going to harm Klingon Talyn.


JZ - Mar 22, 2006 11:37:40 am PST #5638 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

For the love of all that's holy, please, somebody make this man stop talking. For just two minutes. That's all I ask.


Kathy A - Mar 22, 2006 11:40:53 am PST #5639 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

"There's an interesting debate in the world, is whether or not freedom is universal, see, whether or not -- you know, there's old Bush imposing his values. See, I believe freedom is universal ... The way I put it was, there is an almighty God. One of the greatest gifts of that almighty God is the desire for people to be free, is freedom."

Why is it that I can only hear this in Jon Stewart's version of Bush? "See, I believe freedom is universal...heh heh heh..."


Jessica - Mar 22, 2006 11:53:34 am PST #5640 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Igluprojekt (Google-translated) A 100-igloo village built in the shape of a snowflake. (And be sure to click on "Press" for some hilarious auto-translating.)


Allyson - Mar 22, 2006 11:53:51 am PST #5641 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

"De Tocqueville, who's a French guy, came in 1832 and recognized and wrote back -- wrote a treatise about what it means to go to a country where people have -- associate voluntarily to serve their communities."

I love this SO MUCH.


JZ - Mar 22, 2006 11:58:39 am PST #5642 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I love this SO MUCH.

If he weren't so damn powerful, if he were just the smiley guy who stands on the corner in his bathrobe waving at the buses, it'd be endearing. If only.