Lydia: Its removal from Burma is a felony and when triggered it has the power to melt human eyeballs. Giles: In that case I've severely underpriced it.

'Potential'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 4:24:00 pm PST #5434 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh.

PEOPLE who smile a lot and say "have a nice day" are headed to an early grave while the grumpy stay fit.

Researchers at a German university - a land where surliness is an Olympic discipline -say enforced jolliness on the job is much more likely to make people fall ill.

They cite flight attendants, sales personnel, call centre operators, waiters and others in contact with the public for extended periods of time as being at risk of seriously harming their health.

Psychologists at Frankfurt University said the fake friendliness led to depression, stress and a lowering of the immune system itself, which in turn can trigger more serious ailments.

"Every time a person is forced to repress his true feelings there are negative consequences for his health," said Professor Dieter Zapf, a researcher into human emotions.

...

"These people need space away from the passengers where they can be on their own and let their feelings run free. We have to get away from the 'customer is king' attitude and show more respect to those working in the service industries," Professor Zapf said.

Here, here! I'm so tired of "the customer is always right" being used to justify all sorts of abusive behavior by customers....

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Steph L. - Mar 21, 2006 4:26:55 pm PST #5435 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

PEOPLE who smile a lot and say "have a nice day" are headed to an early grave while the grumpy stay fit.

I am FINALLY vindicated!!!!


tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 4:30:54 pm PST #5436 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A recent University of Minnesota survey has found that atheists, which only number slightly more than 3% of the population, are more distrusted than any other ethnic or religious group.

From a telephone sampling of more than 2,000 households, university researchers found that Americans rate atheists below Muslims, recent immigrants, gays and lesbians and other minority groups in “sharing their vision of American society.” Atheists are also the minority group most Americans are least willing to allow their children to marry.

Even though atheists are few in number, not formally organized and relatively hard to publicly identify, they are seen as a threat to the American way of life by a large portion of the American public. “Atheists, who account for about 3 percent of the U.S. population, offer a glaring exception to the rule of increasing social tolerance over the last 30 years,” says Penny Edgell, associate sociology professor and the study’s lead researcher.

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Bah. More reason for me to be surly...


sarameg - Mar 21, 2006 4:31:29 pm PST #5437 of 10001

PEOPLE who smile a lot and say "have a nice day" are headed to an early grave while the grumpy stay fit.

I'm gonna live FOREVER!


Fred Pete - Mar 21, 2006 4:38:31 pm PST #5438 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I'm gonna live FOREVER!

And I'm gonna live even longer.

Vengeance moment. At work one summer morning in mid-July. Division is getting ready for staff meeting to start. Conversation turns to antics of children. I decide to tell about my great-nephew's adventures with a super-soaker.

Me: I was at a Fourth of July picnic, and this three-year-old --
Division Director: Fred, I don't want to hear about your dates.

In front of the Entire. Fucking. Division.

One of the biggest regrets of my life is leaving the division quietly (for that and other reasons), and not filing a complaint against that director.


tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 4:42:08 pm PST #5439 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

People suck.

Or at least that seems to be the theme of the last couple of hours of Natter....


aurelia - Mar 21, 2006 4:49:00 pm PST #5440 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I seek no vengance at this time, but I reserve the right to call on vengance at a later date if needed.

Two of the faculty where I went to grad school had an ongoing feud. At one point a severed hog's head was placed on the hood of one party's car and then hosed down in sub-freezing weather.

The lengths some people will go to just to annoy another person amaze me.


Nutty - Mar 21, 2006 5:11:42 pm PST #5441 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

I'm a surly atheist, thus I will live a long, untrustworthy life. I win! Even if it turned out I cheated to do so.

But I have no vengeance needs to report. The people what done me wrong are usually just too dumb to see that my way is the right way.


sarameg - Mar 21, 2006 5:11:45 pm PST #5442 of 10001

FTR, if I were to seek vengeance, it would be against boogers. Seriously. Queaseysneezeyunbreatheyslimey OOK. HATE IT. I HATE SNOT. DEATH TO EXCESS SNOT.


tommyrot - Mar 21, 2006 5:15:25 pm PST #5443 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yeah, but snot is just your own white blood cells that have given their lives to protect you.

Instead of hating snot, you should play taps.