I'm a surly atheist, thus I will live a long, untrustworthy life. I win! Even if it turned out I cheated to do so.

But I have no vengeance needs to report. The people what done me wrong are usually just too dumb to see that my way is the right way.

FTR, if I were to seek vengeance, it would be against boogers. Seriously. Queaseysneezeyunbreatheyslimey OOK. HATE IT. I HATE SNOT. DEATH TO EXCESS SNOT.

Yeah, but snot is just your own white blood cells that have given their lives to protect you.

Instead of hating snot, you should play taps.

Fuck that. It's making me iller.

Vengence isn't really my thing. However, even though I no longer have 'fear of bosses' due to to my evil boss, if a bus hit her I wouldn't mourn. and the racist, lying bosses that DH had - well if they had an irs audit and a fire, I wouldn't mourn. But i don't wish vengence on them, just woudn't feel bad if something bad happened to them. Karma will take care of it . and no vengence on any of his exes( a number did him wrong, the fools) , because , hey I won the prize.

I'm fascinated and repulsed by the tales of ex-best friends going whackaloon psychopath. Why humans gotta be so fucked up?

Zenkitty, good on ya for getting out. Since you're far too spiritually evolved to wish ill on your ex, I'll just have to wish extra hard for him to get some Malayasian crotch rot.

Zenkitty, good on ya for getting out. Since you're far too spiritually evolved to wish ill on your ex, I'll just have to wish extra hard for him to get some Malayasian crotch rot.

It's good of you to sacrifice your own spiritual development for the benefit of others. You're like a bodhisattva or something!

I can't believe only one person mentioned "Keeping the Faith" with Jenna Elfman and Ed Norton and Ben Stiller! I mean, not that Ben Stiller is ever going to be a completely non-neurotic and "normal" guy, but he was definitely Jewish, and not super super nebbishy in that movie...

Scott Cohen's character in Kissing Jessica Stein was a fine Jewish male lead.

ooh, good point! I'd blanked it out, because I hated the character of Jessica SOOOO much.

I have to go use my voting rights to force all men to wear eye-liner and leather, funded by a repressive hike in property taxes. And maybe something involving gay pr0n on PBS,

I like! Let's go, ladies!

or I'd want my enemies to be laid off, crushed, and driven before me, and I could sit back and listen to the lamentation of their women.

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For purely narrative purposes, tell me an occasion where somebody did you wrong in such an egregious manner that they deserved to have a hellish revenge visited upon them.

Uh....nothing as bad as some other people have told! Mostly I wish I had a time machine so I could go kick some kids' asses back in the day...but I don't really want to hurt the people they are *now*, if that makes any sense.

Honestly, the only people I've ever felt that burning drive for vengeance towards have been people who've done something to someone I care about, not to me. I mean, I've casually wished harm on any number of people, but that's really more free-floating ill-will than a focused anger.

Thanks for wishing ill on my behalf, bodhisattva Hec! I feel embraced by the lotus... something, now.