The Snakes on a Plane posters are (mostly) hilarious -- my co-worker and I were howling with laughter.
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Mar 21, 2006 7:21:42 am PST #5273 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
bon bon - Mar 21, 2006 7:24:25 am PST #5274 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Have you tried customizing your numbered list to start at 1?
shrift - Mar 21, 2006 7:27:30 am PST #5275 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Except maybe to go get lunch and try and figure out what Rodney McKay would do.
Always a worthy endeavor.
Dana - Mar 21, 2006 7:29:53 am PST #5276 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Have you tried customizing your numbered list to start at 1?
Yep. Word looks at the customization, laughs, and starts it with 6.
brenda m - Mar 21, 2006 7:31:23 am PST #5277 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Yep. Word looks at the customization, laughs, and starts it with 6.
Which actually kind of sounds like what Rodney would do. You may be screwed.
Gudanov - Mar 21, 2006 7:32:53 am PST #5278 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
I wrote software to read the numbering of lists in Word files (In Quick View plus among others if my code is still in there after all these years). It is wicked complicated.
Sean K - Mar 21, 2006 7:34:16 am PST #5279 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Chef didn't quit South Park?
Sure, but look at the source. Its second hand "my good friend Isaac said" information from Fox as opposed to a press release by Hayes himself on the wire services.
Except that I've now heard from a number of different news sources that Isaac didn't write the press release about quitting. I heard a rumor on the radio that it's because he's ill or had a stroke earlier this year, and some Scientology handler wrote the release at a time when Isaac wasn't in much of a position to say no.
I'm not sure that any of the "is sick/had a stroke" talk is true, but I've heard from multiple sources that Isaac did not write the original press release, so I'm now inclined to believe that part.
Word absolutely refuses to start a numbered list with the number 1. It seems to be convinced that it has a manifest destiny to continue the previous numbered list, and by GOD, this list is going to start with the number 6.
When you go to the Bullets and Numbering menu item on the Format Menu, it should pull up a control window, and when you look at the Numbering tab, there should be some radio buttons that determine whether the numbered list starts fresh, or continues the last numbered list.
If you've already done all that, then your Word is possessed.
Gudanov - Mar 21, 2006 7:36:36 am PST #5280 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
If you've already done all that, then your Word is possessed.
Try doing a "Save As" and then trying numering again. When you do a "Save As" you'll restructure the file into a simpler state and you might have fewer problems.
Allyson - Mar 21, 2006 7:44:09 am PST #5281 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
oooh. I have a Word question. Is there a way that I can break my manuscript up into individual docs (I can do this manually, of course) and then have word set them into chapters? Does this make sense?
lisah - Mar 21, 2006 7:57:11 am PST #5282 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Word looks at the customization, laughs, and starts it with 6.
See, now, this is why I never use automatic numbering. I'd rather just type the damn numbers and proof them to make sure I got them right. So much easier!