Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Mar 19, 2006 11:21:14 pm PST #5002 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Thanks for the tip, bt. I have it in now...I think. Needless to say, a hidden uninstalled autosave is entirely stupid.

Yup. It seems Microsoft recognised this too, it's become easier in the later versions.


sarameg - Mar 20, 2006 4:14:33 am PST #5003 of 10001

I am not getting a cold. Just because I've got that weird burning in my nose and I was around a sick toddler this weekend does not mean I am getting a cold. It does not.

msbelle reminded me I really need to trim the cats' claws. Soon. Sorry, sweetie.


tommyrot - Mar 20, 2006 4:23:20 am PST #5004 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Why am I earwormed with "Afternoon Delight"? Because right now it's morning, and even if it were the afternoon, I have no baby who I could find and hold tight....


tommyrot - Mar 20, 2006 4:26:34 am PST #5005 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is Sad and Wrong:

An exasperated father has discovered to his cost that cyberspace is not the ideal arena for family feuds. Two weeks ago Steve Williams became so fed up with his daughter's messy bedroom that he built a website featuring pictures of his slothful offspring's lair in an attempt to shame her into action.

But the public humiliation proved a short-lived victory. While it did spur his daughter, Claire, into tidying up her room, it also whet her appetite for revenge. With the help of her father's friends, the 20-year-old business student has now set up a rival website that displays photos of him in a variety of compromising situations.

"All my friends feel sorry for Claire so they're ganging up on me," said Mr Williams, of Whitehaven, Cumbria. "They've managed to dig out photos of me drunk and dancing round with a handbag at a party, and also put pictures of my garage on to show it's not just Claire who's untidy.

...

Mr Williams' site, www.shameit.com, has proved hugely popular with disgruntled families from all over the world. Nearly 40,000 people have visited the site in its first fortnight.

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Cashmere - Mar 20, 2006 4:31:44 am PST #5006 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

A friend of mine in high school had such a filthy bedroom that her mother would periodically go in while she was at school, bag literally EVERYTHING (dirty clothes, dishes, tapes, shoes, etc.) up in big, green plastic garbage bags and lock them in the truck of her car. My friend would have to buy the bags back at $5 per bag, one at a time, until she put everything in them away.


DXMachina - Mar 20, 2006 4:33:30 am PST #5007 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Religious beliefs of comic book superheros

Heh.

J. Jonah Jameson. religious affiliation: hates Spider-Man

It's funny because it's true.


Calli - Mar 20, 2006 5:02:41 am PST #5008 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My friend would have to buy the bags back at $5 per bag, one at a time, until she put everything in them away.

Excellent plan. I once heaped my roommates' phenomenal piles of crap up in front of their doors while they were sleeping. They had to deal with it before they could get to the bathroom in the morning. Things got neater after that. The lesson? Don't piss off the one morning person in the household.


Jars - Mar 20, 2006 5:05:23 am PST #5009 of 10001

My room was always a complete tip when I was a teenager. It still usually is when i'm at home, actually, but at least now I pay rent and have a leg to stand on. I was the good daughter though, so my parents didnt particularly mind it, unless the moldy plates really started building up.


sarameg - Mar 20, 2006 5:18:04 am PST #5010 of 10001

Damnit. I now have the sneezes and watery eyes.

I'm still going to procede as if I'm driving to NC this weekend (ie, cram all the prep I should have done LAST week into this week) but if this is a cold, and acts like prior colds, I'll probably be out of commission. I was lukewarm about going, but it would suck to not go because I feel like crap.


Gudanov - Mar 20, 2006 5:37:24 am PST #5011 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

My room was pretty messy as a kid, but the mess was pretty much all paper, so there wasn't anything growing in it.