Blech. All yours, ChiKat.
More for me!! I make no pretense that it's "good" food. But I enjoy the fake greenness of it. Yum!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Blech. All yours, ChiKat.
More for me!! I make no pretense that it's "good" food. But I enjoy the fake greenness of it. Yum!
Suh-weet. This would be perfect for me and my lack of memory.
To tag onto Jesse's rant--I've been told "It's just pee!" Know what? I don't sit in my own urine, and I don't want to sit in yours.
I've been told "It's just pee!"
Who would say that?? That's just all kinds of wrong.
Diner loves me, Diner bring me food.
Yeah verily Jesse speaks the truth. They're just your legs. Put them where all the other legs have been. OR WIPE IT UP YOUR DAMN SELF.
But it's very clean!
Dude, pee. PEE.
I've been told "It's just pee!"
What the fuck do they think is on toilet seats that keeps them from SITTING ON THEM?
As a caution to Jesse's rant, my mother got scabies from a toilet seat that was in a public venue. My mother was really really really grossed out and appalled by this. My public health nurse aunt helpfully offered that it was better than getting them from a secret boyfriend she was having an affair with-note, fictional. My mother replied that at least then she would have been having fun.
However, there are only select circumstances I resort to squattage. Bus stations, for one.
When I was little, my mom would always tell me to sit on my hands to pee in a public restroom. But it seems like I might rather have the pee on my thighs than ON MY HANDS!!!
Also, when your feet don't touch the floor it is really hard to a) squat or b) hold yourself up by your hands like my mom wanted.
Basically now I look, wipe, and sit unless I am in some skanky craphole place, in which case I will a) hold it or b) pee in a secluded area outside.
Yeah! What was with the hands thing??
Sophia's method is mine. Holding it is often a very good choice.