Sophia's method is mine. Holding it is often a very good choice.
Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.
'The Message'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Mar 17, 2006 2:36:25 pm PST #4753 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Jesse - Mar 17, 2006 2:37:12 pm PST #4754 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I'll often use a seat cover or toilet paper, but I still sit all the way down.
sarameg - Mar 17, 2006 2:38:24 pm PST #4755 of 10001
So my mom's horror story hasn't caused a rash (heeheeehee) of conversions to squatting, huh?
§ ita § - Mar 17, 2006 2:40:19 pm PST #4756 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If you can squat and aim (or wield the tissue paper) I figure it's fine.
Emily - Mar 17, 2006 2:42:10 pm PST #4757 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
my mother got scabies from a toilet seat that was in a public venue.
Well, that's odd. I wouldn't have thought it was a good medium for much of anything, temperature-wise. But I can see how it would be most upsetting. Still, unless someone else has evidence to the contrary, I'm going to guess it's a vanishingly rare occurrence.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 17, 2006 2:43:00 pm PST #4758 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
When you are short, it is really hard to squat. the toilet at the theatre where i work is some sort of freaky tall toilet where my feet don't touch the ground sitting on it normally!. And I am not that short (5'2"). Also, that particular bathroom is a single person, and you can tell it is cleaned/frequented by men because the waistbasket is like a 5 minute walk from the toilet, so if you have to change your tampon you have to wrap it, set it down, insert the new one, pick it up, throw it out and then wash your hands. Which requires crossing the bathroom like 4 times. Every time I am in there I move the wastebasket near to the toilet, but it always gets moved to by the door.
§ ita § - Mar 17, 2006 2:43:59 pm PST #4759 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
it always gets moved to by the door.
For the people who use paper towels to open the door, I guess.
DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:44:23 pm PST #4760 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
::very glad to have urinals as an option::
Emily - Mar 17, 2006 2:45:09 pm PST #4761 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Without forward admittance, the public washroom is a venue most likely to affect every user of every age group and every gender.
"Without forward admittance"? What does that mean?
Jesse - Mar 17, 2006 2:45:26 pm PST #4762 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
When you are short, it is really hard to squat. the toilet at the theatre where i work is some sort of freaky tall toilet where my feet don't touch the ground sitting on it normally!
Some of the handicapped-accessible toilets at my school are high enough that I'm on tiptoes! And I'm way taller than you. I don't use those if I can help it.