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Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.

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§ ita § - Mar 17, 2006 2:15:21 pm PST #4739 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Maybe occasionally, for the frisson of it, but mostly it would the the charming grins and twinkle in the eye and smooveness.

Paroxysms of lust aside, he seems like a man that would lead with his hips as often as his hand. Just for the frisson of it.

Unrelated: Uni pee.

Sean K - Mar 17, 2006 2:15:26 pm PST #4740 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Sean is dead to me. I lurve Shamrock shakes.

Blech. All yours, ChiKat.

Sean K - Mar 17, 2006 2:16:44 pm PST #4741 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Also? My whole floor smells like salmon. I hate salmon. Peew.

Jesse - Mar 17, 2006 2:17:52 pm PST #4742 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

ita gives me an opening for a rant I've been meaning to go on for some time: I hate squatting, and I hate squatters! THEY are the reason toilet seats are nasty! If everyone put their THIGHS on the seat, and their pee in the BOWL, the seat would be clean. My thighs are not nasty. Unlike your pee, which I am always having to CLEAN UP OFF THE SEAT. Makes me nuts.

DavidS - Mar 17, 2006 2:18:48 pm PST #4743 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Also? My whole floor smells like salmon. I hate salmon. Peew.

You are hard to please, my friend. Next you'll be complaining about people throwing piss at you when you're shooting in Los Angeles alleyways.

ChiKat - Mar 17, 2006 2:19:08 pm PST #4744 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Blech. All yours, ChiKat.

More for me!! I make no pretense that it's "good" food. But I enjoy the fake greenness of it. Yum!

§ ita § - Mar 17, 2006 2:23:00 pm PST #4745 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Suh-weet. This would be perfect for me and my lack of memory.

To tag onto Jesse's rant--I've been told "It's just pee!" Know what? I don't sit in my own urine, and I don't want to sit in yours.

ChiKat - Mar 17, 2006 2:26:05 pm PST #4746 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I've been told "It's just pee!"

Who would say that?? That's just all kinds of wrong.

Trudy Booth - Mar 17, 2006 2:27:02 pm PST #4747 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Diner loves me, Diner bring me food.

Yeah verily Jesse speaks the truth. They're just your legs. Put them where all the other legs have been. OR WIPE IT UP YOUR DAMN SELF.

§ ita § - Mar 17, 2006 2:27:05 pm PST #4748 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But it's very clean!

Dude, pee. PEE.

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