Seriously, "Maine"? Like this is the freakin' '70s and Ma Bell is charging folding money per minute interstate rates?
Heh. Sorry.
I hate to break it to you, oh impotent one, but you're not the big bad anymore, you're not even the kind of naughty.
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Mar 16, 2006 6:14:21 pm PST #4397 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
bon bon - Mar 16, 2006 6:19:43 pm PST #4398 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Dude, he doesn't even know WHAT HE JUST STARTED.
This is gonna wind up as a Law and Order episode, isn't it?
OMG, I had a similar thought, like "if this was L&O, that guy would be the first (wrong) suspect in msbelle's eventual murder."
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2006 7:00:41 pm PST #4399 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Grilled pork chop. Couscous. Love apple sauce.
No root.
No husband.
Will cope.
All the bad guys seem to die in the last ten minutes of a Miami Vice episode. Don't do one of those, msbelle.
bon bon - Mar 16, 2006 7:09:39 pm PST #4400 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I love it when your boss calls you in your office at midnight with, "Oh, you're still here?...well, here's what I need" simultaneously making you feel guilty for still being here and keeping you here even longer.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2006 7:11:17 pm PST #4401 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Guilty for being there? What crack is that?
bon bon - Mar 16, 2006 7:24:04 pm PST #4402 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
"Oh, I'm surprised you're still here, aren't you efficient enough to be gone already?"
My interpretation might be the minority view.
Allyson - Mar 16, 2006 7:32:39 pm PST #4403 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I went to a screening thingy tonight, and someone introduced me: "This is Allyson, she's an author."
I'm still tickled.
JohnSweden - Mar 16, 2006 7:35:32 pm PST #4404 of 10001
I can't even.
My interpretation might be the minority view.
Dayum, hardly seems adequate. I'm somewhat hosed and had a model want to marry me for my EU passport (that's the highlight, she has a skanky eurotrash boyfriend, what, he can't give her status?), my evening seems better in retrospect.
bon bon, in my somewhat alcohol-fuelled view, you're a saint for not giving the boss the metaphorical pink pump up the patoot.
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2006 7:42:51 pm PST #4405 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm trying to work out how much I like this. I'm toying with the idea of owning a woman's watch. Never done that before.
tommyrot - Mar 16, 2006 7:46:09 pm PST #4406 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How small does a watch have to be to be a woman's watch? I have a 1920s Art Deco watch that I've assumed was unisex. But some people have thought it's a woman's watch, as it's much smaller than those big watches that manly men wear.