I can never see the word "root" without putting "man" in front of it.
For me it's "rusted". Send me on my way.
'Smile Time'
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I can never see the word "root" without putting "man" in front of it.
For me it's "rusted". Send me on my way.
ok, so not the nicest side of my personality.
Hon, I rode the subway with you. I was highly entertained with your visions of vengeance. Maybe not nice, but oh so satisfying.
Can someone tell my (soon-to-be-former) boss that telling me you're on the phone with "Maine" is not really a good reason for me to stick around the office an extra half-hour just to brief you on the case you're going to be stuck with when I leave this hellhole. Seriously, "Maine"? Like this is the freakin' '70s and Ma Bell is charging folding money per minute interstate rates?
I didn't know how to tell him that I'd had unlimited long distance wrapped into our business lines for almost two years now.
Hon, you also saw me assault a busdriver. I think it is fair to say that you slip me drugs and make me act completely unlike my normal personality.
I think it is fair to say that you slip me drugs and make me act completely unlike my normal personality.
Nuh-uh! I am the mildest of persons. You were well provoked. Allyson, tell her!
(and frankly, none of y'all saw me at the southwest counter in Midway on my return from LA. Let's just say full metal bitch was happening. It didn't help that I was advocatingfor a single mom and 3 year old. I get crazed on hunger plus wee children's behalf. Otherwise, I'm apallingly conciliatory.)
I get crazed on hunger plus wee children's behalf.
You too?
Oh wait, you said on their behalf. Nevermind.
Heh. I've a really humongous soft spot for the little ones. I'll bite a parent's head off, but not theirs. I'm the lady you really really want sitting next to you and your kid on a gawdawful long flight.
Hi.
Did he/she do it? Spill, madam juror?
One of my cow-orkers was a juror recently and was chosen foreman. We think it's because he wears a bow-tie.
It's not over yet. It will never be over.
Worst of all, I may never know if she/he did it, because I am an alternate.
Is it wrong that I hope one of the 12 will get (just a little) sick this weekend?