Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.

'Shindig'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Spidra Webster - Mar 16, 2006 12:10:57 pm PST #4298 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

He is such a celebrity Mary Sue.

See, I can keep my perspective about him. His whole "sometimes playing mean pranks" and "chicks can't satisfy me like my boyz" thing keeps him from being redonkulously perfect in my eyes. Which means I can swoon with impunity. Inswoonity.


Jesse - Mar 16, 2006 12:18:16 pm PST #4299 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I heart Tim Gunn. That goddamn Daniel Franco!


Dana - Mar 16, 2006 12:21:49 pm PST #4300 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I want Tim Gunn to run my life. I think he'd be very good at it.


sarameg - Mar 16, 2006 12:24:07 pm PST #4301 of 10001

I got stuck in a loop of Kristens. "Friends don't let friends snark poorly."

I take that as a sign I really should be doing work.


shrift - Mar 16, 2006 12:25:55 pm PST #4302 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

The only question is "why?"

Because I'm sick and listening to Tori Amos, and I wanted company.


Allyson - Mar 16, 2006 12:28:13 pm PST #4303 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

After like, 10 minutes, I got to:

Allyson: Vampires believe in you, Betsy.

That's not even remotely amusing. What the hell was I talking about?

I WANT A DO-OVER


Atropa - Mar 16, 2006 12:29:06 pm PST #4304 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

That's not even remotely amusing.

Then why am I over here giggling? It's not just sleep-dep, trust me.


Kathy A - Mar 16, 2006 12:31:19 pm PST #4305 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Tim Gunn is just the best, and I love his snark:

If we were going to put you on a show with Zulema, Wendy Pepper, and Daniel Franco, how much would we have to pay you?

Oh, Jesus. Are you trying to kill me? What’s more important to me than the money is being in Tahiti for a month afterwards to recuperate. If I could construct the whole format of the show, we would have mud-wrestling among the three of them.


Kristen - Mar 16, 2006 12:32:13 pm PST #4306 of 10001

I got stuck in a loop of Kristens.

That sounds...frightening. Even to me.


msbelle - Mar 16, 2006 12:33:33 pm PST #4307 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Jesse, your classmates are JACKHOLES.

still stabby stabby over here.