Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
He is such a celebrity Mary Sue.
See, I can keep my perspective about him. His whole "sometimes playing mean pranks" and "chicks can't satisfy me like my boyz" thing keeps him from being redonkulously perfect in my eyes. Which means I can swoon with impunity. Inswoonity.
I heart Tim Gunn. That goddamn Daniel Franco!
I want Tim Gunn to run my life. I think he'd be very good at it.
I got stuck in a loop of Kristens. "Friends don't let friends snark poorly."
I take that as a sign I really should be doing work.
The only question is "why?"
Because I'm sick and listening to Tori Amos, and I wanted company.
After like, 10 minutes, I got to:
Allyson: Vampires believe in you, Betsy.
That's not even remotely amusing. What the hell was I talking about?
I WANT A DO-OVER
That's not even remotely amusing.
Then why am I over here giggling? It's not just sleep-dep, trust me.
Tim Gunn is just the best, and I love his snark:
If we were going to put you on a show with Zulema, Wendy Pepper, and Daniel Franco, how much would we have to pay you?
Oh, Jesus. Are you trying to kill me? What’s more important to me than the money is being in Tahiti for a month afterwards to recuperate. If I could construct the whole format of the show, we would have mud-wrestling among the three of them.
I got stuck in a loop of Kristens.
That sounds...frightening. Even to me.
Jesse, your classmates are JACKHOLES.
still stabby stabby over here.