Tim Gunn is just the best, and I love his snark:
If we were going to put you on a show with Zulema, Wendy Pepper, and Daniel Franco, how much would we have to pay you?
Oh, Jesus. Are you trying to kill me? What’s more important to me than the money is being in Tahiti for a month afterwards to recuperate. If I could construct the whole format of the show, we would have mud-wrestling among the three of them.
I got stuck in a loop of Kristens.
That sounds...frightening. Even to me.
Jesse, your classmates are JACKHOLES.
still stabby stabby over here.
I love Tim Gunn too. I can't believe that woman from the NYT told him he was mean.
She is obviously watching some other tv show.
(Are people really shocked SHOCKED that there are more men than women graduating in Design at Parsons?)
I am so annoyed about this whole Newark thing. I could stay at a friend's and cab with them... from Brooklyn. And she might not get home until late tomorrow night. Would I rather shlep at 11pm or 5am? Tough call.
I think I need a snack.
Oh, my god, I can't get out of this application I'm supposed to be documenting. I'm in some kind of loop. WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
(Are people really shocked SHOCKED that there are more men than women graduating in Design at Parsons?)
I wonder what the ratio is for FIDM. I see a lot more women going to school than I see men in the mornings.
stabby stabby FUCKING STABBY
Oh, did I mention the guy who was 25 minutes late for a meeting today, and started off trying to say that
I
was early? OH HELL NO.
Random question for NYCistas.
Do you guys still have two different sell by dates on your milk? Like, one date and then another IN NYC date that's a few days earlier?