Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Mar 14, 2006 12:32:28 pm PST #3897 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

ION, I've only had this cold for two days and I want it gone now. My nose could guide Santa's sleigh right now.

On the plus side, it seems to be killing my appetite, which is good considering all the stress eating I've been doing the last couple weeks.


tommyrot - Mar 14, 2006 12:33:55 pm PST #3898 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Although, if SD was its own country it would be (IIRC) the third or fourth most powerful nation in terms of nuclear weapons because of all the missile silos there.

So maybe we should take their nukes away first.


Allyson - Mar 14, 2006 12:38:27 pm PST #3899 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Won't be hard. We'll just set up a trojan Planned Parenthood on the other side of the state, and while they're all picketing, we just load the nukes up on flatbeds.

Gah, I'm so irritated today.


Kathy A - Mar 14, 2006 12:43:25 pm PST #3900 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

For Project Runway fans, "Where's Andrae?"


Jesse - Mar 14, 2006 12:52:13 pm PST #3901 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG I love them so much.


Jesse - Mar 14, 2006 1:05:54 pm PST #3902 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Anyone want to buy Eloise shoes from the Plaza? [link]


Tom Scola - Mar 14, 2006 2:22:45 pm PST #3903 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I think I better buy one. Thank you Tom.

No problem. Remember, it's deductible!


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 14, 2006 2:27:42 pm PST #3904 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

So maybe we should take their nukes away first.

Given all the nutcases crawling out of the woodwork there, I'm thinking this may be a sound policy even without the issue of secession.


sarameg - Mar 14, 2006 3:14:26 pm PST #3905 of 10001

Hey, that's my uncle's farmland you are talking about! No nukes. And my cousins would show up to counterprotest the protesters.

I'm infuriated by the crazies, but cause of my ties there, I can't wholesale support ditching the state.


Allyson - Mar 14, 2006 3:15:55 pm PST #3906 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I just got an author Information Questionnaire that is giving me a heart attack.

Please describe how your book could be most effectively translated into a television segment on a popular show like Oprah, The View or The Today Show.

National media — please list in order of importance any journals, magazines or newspapers that you feel are most likely to review your book.

What are three “hooks” or ideas that your book can be tied into for media interest? What points do you believe should be emphasized in the promotion of your book? Are there any circumstances connected with the book that might have news value? Are there any special dates that could tie in with your book?

Is there anything about the book or author that is unprecedented, trailblazing or surprising? Does it reveal any secrets?

I can't answer these questions! I need to enclose headshots, too.

I feel like a fraud.