special grand jury—essentially a fourth branch of government—would be created to indict judges for a string of bizarre offenses
Oh, I can't even begin to comment on this.
Just. gah.
t moves to Canada
Simon: You're out of your mind. Early: That's between me and my mind.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Consuela - Mar 14, 2006 12:20:57 pm PST #3893 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
DXMachina - Mar 14, 2006 12:21:17 pm PST #3894 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
What's Buffistas' policy? Our posts belong to us, individually, right?
Yes.
Kalshane - Mar 14, 2006 12:24:35 pm PST #3895 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Timelies,
Finally caught up. While trying to catch up, at one point the screen refreshed itself for seemingly no apparent reason. Then a page or so later Jesse was blinvisible. Whoops. Fixed now.
So they've decided to advance the time table. I start the help desk full time tomorrow. Joy. There's still a ton of stuff up in the air, it's a chaotic mess, and it feels like we're getting forced into this as a way for the CIO to have something to point at and go "Look what I did" rather than because we're anything resembling ready for it. Also, my new hours are going to be 9am to 6pm. So, yay an extra hour of sleep. Boo to having to stay until 6pm, particularly on Fridays.
Also, I have 12 tickets still in my queue, at least half of which are going to be impossible to finish while chained to a desk. I was really counting on having the rest of the week to complete them. Ugh.
Allyson - Mar 14, 2006 12:26:53 pm PST #3896 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Know what, SD? Secede. Don't wanna be part of the country? Go. You get no federal tax dollars or protections. Just go.
Be as whackaloon as you wanna be.
Kalshane - Mar 14, 2006 12:32:28 pm PST #3897 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
ION, I've only had this cold for two days and I want it gone now. My nose could guide Santa's sleigh right now.
On the plus side, it seems to be killing my appetite, which is good considering all the stress eating I've been doing the last couple weeks.
tommyrot - Mar 14, 2006 12:33:55 pm PST #3898 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Although, if SD was its own country it would be (IIRC) the third or fourth most powerful nation in terms of nuclear weapons because of all the missile silos there.
So maybe we should take their nukes away first.
Allyson - Mar 14, 2006 12:38:27 pm PST #3899 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Won't be hard. We'll just set up a trojan Planned Parenthood on the other side of the state, and while they're all picketing, we just load the nukes up on flatbeds.
Gah, I'm so irritated today.
Kathy A - Mar 14, 2006 12:43:25 pm PST #3900 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
For Project Runway fans, "Where's Andrae?"
Jesse - Mar 14, 2006 12:52:13 pm PST #3901 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG I love them so much.
Jesse - Mar 14, 2006 1:05:54 pm PST #3902 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Anyone want to buy Eloise shoes from the Plaza? [link]