Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Mar 11, 2006 6:50:05 pm PST #3436 of 10001

Happy Birthday, Tommy!

And ew, swimming ants is freaky. Maybe that's the kind Betsy had when they were frozen in her icecubes?


DXMachina - Mar 11, 2006 6:51:28 pm PST #3437 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Happy Birthday, Tom!


tommyrot - Mar 11, 2006 7:08:13 pm PST #3438 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. Kojak just arrested Huggy Bear.

That's wrong.

eta: OK, they just pretended to arrest him. Oh, and Leslie Nielson is in this.

The '70s were a special time.


Strega - Mar 11, 2006 8:05:14 pm PST #3439 of 10001

(To sum up -- very good writer, but kind of batshit crazy.)

Hm, I thought he sounded pretty reasonable, but I've read a lot of articles about him so I may be desensitized. If they'd wanted to make him sound crazy, they'd have mentioned that he worships a sock puppet.

Vaguely related: I went to the comic shop today and everything was on sale, and I couldn't quite justify buying more Invader Zim toys, but it was a near thing. And then I wondered if they were going out of business. And then I heard someone ask if they were going out of business, and the clerk explained no, it was their anniversary so they were having a sale. They hardly ever do storewide sales, which is why it caused alarm.

But I got a Tomorrow Stories special, so see, it was related. Barely. And also a comic that I bought solely because it had a gorilla on the cover. It looked funny, too, but mostly the gorilla sold it.

And happy birthday, tommyrot! I wish you many monkeys. And no hangover.


JohnSweden - Mar 11, 2006 8:10:15 pm PST #3440 of 10001
I can't even.

I saw Beowulf and Grendel tonight, the Canadian/Icelandic co-production, with Gerard Butler, Stellen Starsgaard and Sarah Polley. Uh, sure, I liked parts of it, but holy fuck, what a mess. Accents galore! Irish, scottish, Toronto, what the hell, let's have a little kiwi in there. Clothing, hmm, women so difficult to costume for the 6th century, how about some 15th century Spanish? Oh, and by the way, we have three helmets. Would you guys mind crowding together for this shot, then handing the helmets off to those other guys for the group shot? Yeah. Iceland pretty. Lots of cragginess. Some good dialogue, delivered in wildly varying accents across time and space, but good, occasionally. We got Sarah Polley playing Robin of Sherwood Maid Marian as a witch, banging pretty much whatever comes along, so that's good, I guess, if not really all that connected to, y'know, the Beowulf story, but hey.

"Odin, protect us. May we find our way home safely." And in the end, we all did, mostly. Thanks for that, big guy.


Lee - Mar 11, 2006 8:49:28 pm PST #3441 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Happy Birthday Tommy!


Allyson - Mar 11, 2006 9:13:34 pm PST #3442 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Am home. Am tired. Am very happy to see Ruby!


beth b - Mar 11, 2006 9:16:48 pm PST #3443 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy birthday Tommy!


Scrappy - Mar 11, 2006 10:08:15 pm PST #3444 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

But is Ruby happy to see you?

Happy Tommyrot day, now with added drunken cuteness!!!!!!!


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 11, 2006 11:02:57 pm PST #3445 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Happy Birthday, Tommy!

For no discernible reason, I felt (and looked) like warmed-over crap all day long today. Managed to do nothing except mail a letter and book travel plans for SF.

OMG! Erik Estrada is doing an infomercial for Arkansas real estate. I need to go check if this is a fever-induced hallucination...