Shouldn't the rottweillers be nuclear capable?
Just feed them a lot of cheese and ice cream. Never failed to give the dogs I've known the most toxic explosive farts ever.
Angel: I appreciate you guys looking out for Connor all summer. It's just—he's confused. He needs time. That's all. Fred: Right. Time, and some corporal punishment with a large heavy mallet. Not that I'm bitter.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Mar 10, 2006 7:03:24 am PST #3216 of 10001
Steph L. - Mar 10, 2006 7:04:01 am PST #3217 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Shouldn't the rottweillers be nuclear capable? You know, just in case.
To defend themselves against the sharks with friggin' laser beams on their heads?
Or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark they shoot bees at you!
§ ita § - Mar 10, 2006 7:05:11 am PST #3218 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
if the Chinese invented a giant killer robot.
Come brothers! The Chinese have built a robot!
Gudanov - Mar 10, 2006 7:08:51 am PST #3219 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Then what will I use to defend myself against the rottweillers?
The makers of the 50 calibre sniper rifle are coming out with a 25mm rifle. It can take down lightly armored vehicles from a mile, so it should be okay against the rottweillers.
I believe the NRA is fighting attempts to ban ownership of 50 calibre rifles, I wonder if they will do so with the 25mm version. I think it's resonable to restrict weapons that powerful, maybe range use only.
TomW - Mar 10, 2006 7:09:18 am PST #3220 of 10001
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."
Remember folks: the crossfire from explosively farting dogs that shoot nuclear bees out of their mouths fighting sharks with friggin laser beams on their heads doesn't kill people, er, people do?
sumi - Mar 10, 2006 7:10:14 am PST #3221 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Project Runway fans -- it may be airing twice a year!
brenda m - Mar 10, 2006 7:11:09 am PST #3222 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Then what will I use to defend myself against the rottweillers?
Tummy rubs. Of course, you'll have to duck in fast before they chomp you.
tommyrot - Mar 10, 2006 7:13:43 am PST #3223 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tummy rubs.
Ooh. Do you think I can get a DoD or DARPA research grant?
If only there were rottweillers in space - then research into tummy rubs would be paid for by SDI.
Aims - Mar 10, 2006 7:17:46 am PST #3224 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I hate to quote fiction in discussing politics, but some character in something (I'm pretty sure West Wing) said, "Ya know, I never understood why you guys [Democrats] don't join the NRA and change it from within." And I have some belief in that. Which is why I stay with the Democratic party. I'm not going to change it by yelling at it and being disappointed in it. I'm only going to change it by putting my hand up its ass and digging around to put everything back in place. And maybe reroute the kidneys so they act a little more efficient.
msbelle - Mar 10, 2006 7:18:50 am PST #3225 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
A moat, sharks, deathbeam lasers on sharks' backs...Bond villains have the right idea
The book "Elect Mr. Robinson for a more perfect world" or something close to that title, has people building moats and trenches around their homes and waging war against neighbors. It is a disturbing book.
ION, I am hungry and cannot decide on lunch. Nothing sounds good. not thai, not Italian, not salad, not burgers, not chinese, ....