3-4 pieces nonfishy sushi (which I guess is something else, but rice+ seaweed+stuff, )

No, sushi doesn't have to be a) fish or b) raw. It's about the rice.

And I dislike crunchy vegetables.

The one thing I can't bear, texture-wise, is water chestnuts. Gah. I have mushroom issues too, but the chestnuts are the worst.

No, sushi doesn't have to be a) fish or b) raw. It's about the rice.

This is true. Of course, you get bonus points if it is a) and b) and c), still wriggling.

I love water chestnuts!

I like my veggies crunchy. My texture issues are smooth or slimy. Sometimes I can't do oatmeal. Most grits send me gagging. One brand of yogurt usually gets a pass. Only coarse applesauce. Forget banana or bread puddings. Or really, any pudding. I had some soba noodles once that just...uuuhhg. Fat noodles are just wrong.

Oh god, then there was the flan I was served as part of the let's-shock-sara meal in Port Bou, Spain on the Med coast. I really had to apologize profusely to the waiter (and host and busboy and for all I know, chef) that I just couldn't eat it, it was probably very good, but no...Luckily, he spoke perfect english. But I didn't figure that out until I was paying the bill. So the gestures and broken spanish probably made me look like a fool.

I loooove crunchy.

Also, of course, dip. Actually, I think I'm about to have some raw broccoli with dip.

I don't understand how people who like soy sauce and ginger can not like sushi! Training sushi: Cucumber roll. Unless you don't enjoy the crisp vegetables, I guess.

Of course, you get bonus points if it is a) and b) and c), still wriggling.

Gollum totally wins this.

I am slightly evil. Tomorrow is my turn to bring in treats for the staff meeting. About half the staff is on Weight Watchers and they drive me to tears talking incessantly about how many points everything they put in their mouth is worth. So I am making the CI chocolate cupcakes. In recognition of their point counting, I made them in mini muffin tins.

I'm so surprised at all the dislike of crunchy vegetables. I actually dislike most non-crunchy vegetables. Except tomatoes, which are actually a fruit anyway, so I guess that doesn't count.

Of vegetables, I actually dislike most tubers and root vegetables, with the exception of carrots. I dislike most mushrooms (though the standard garden variety are okay by me, at least some of the time), and I am utterly revolted by eggplant.

I'm not eating anything with the potential to crawl back up my throat under its own power.

Forget banana or bread puddings. Or really, any pudding.

Mmmmm..... pudding..... Yum!

I think for me, the sliminess is part of the appeal. But I only generally like sweet slimy foods.