Skipping-sigh-and-poking-head: since I'm off for the weekend soon, I'd like to post now that, according to the Buffista Calendar, Saturday, the 11th, will be tommyrot's birthday, and to send him early wishes.

Have good rest-of-the-weeks, everybody, and great weekends!

Pretty much par for the course for Drudge.

And you know all those Cassini scientists are cursing his very existance. And that of the Florida station. Because instead of the reaction to their news being oh cool! it's going to be and that's it?

Which is just sad.

Well, I'm all "oh, cool." Even though lori found water on Mars, I still think it's a big deal. Plumes! Temps over freezing!

NEWS BREAK-----

Shake Ya Ass
Show me what ya working for
Shake Ya Ass

Thank you for your attention.

Show me what ya working for

Is that some sort of hip hop Jack Bauer?

I can't tell you that.

MILLIONS OF LIVES ARE AT STAKE. I don't have time to explain. You're just going to have to trust me and give me the answer.

So, a good friend just won a fellowship at the "Museum of Jurassic Technology."

Isn't that like, Fred Flintstone's car or something? I'm baffled.

I don't watch 24, I can't supply you with witty dialogue.

so, um...

EAT IT!!

There is no witty dialogue. I think this is the part where I get out the implements of pain.