Howdy hey.
Just finished submitting my first resume of this jobhunt. I've been very good about looking and networking and making lists, but not so good about the doing the verdammt resume. So this is quite a triumph for me. I hope I at least get called in for an interview. The job would be very exciting and a pay boost, but it would also continue my tradition of high stress jobs... which is a tradition I'd like to discontinue.
Now I have to compose a new resume for a totally different job. And I need to find more jobs that I'm qualified for that I feel like I'd actually want to do.
tears are mandatory
For my grandma's funeral, my mom wanted to hire a bagpiper to play "Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra," Gramma's favorite song, but her sibs talked her out of it. I'm sort of glad they did, because I would have been a bigger mess than I already was if they did play it.
I wonder if I could leave my body to Mythbusters to shoot or blow up or something.
I was just thinking - they could pack my body with explosives and fire it out a cannon on the 4th of July....
I have giant boobs for a toddler.
Who's the lucky toddler?
Let my body putrify for a week or two, then dump it on the White House lawn.
Should we attach a note saying "Please care for as if your own"?
I was just thinking - they could pack my body with explosives and fire it out a cannon on the 4th of July....
Remind me not to attend that parade.
t exits stage left, humming "It's Raining Men"
I had to explain the pine box to some attendants watching the Rabin funeral, which I may never have done had they not been like "Wow, that's disrespectful, putting a head of state in the ground that fast! Those ignorant Middle Eastern folks."
But I'm me, though, so the intro was kind of like "It'd be worse if they didn't. Trust me."
And then I explained about the lack of embalming and gave them the House "don't talk about things you don't understand!" Blue-Eyed Look Of Death.(weird to see it make prime-time, have to say...)
Timelies all!
Tomorrow night we're going to see Queen w/Paul Rogers in concert. Should be interesting...
Oh, jesus, the politicking and maneuvering is starting already.
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