'The Killer In Me'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tears are mandatory
For my grandma's funeral, my mom wanted to hire a bagpiper to play "Too-ra-loo-ra-loo-ra," Gramma's favorite song, but her sibs talked her out of it. I'm sort of glad they did, because I would have been a bigger mess than I already was if they did play it.
I wonder if I could leave my body to Mythbusters to shoot or blow up or something.
I was just thinking - they could pack my body with explosives and fire it out a cannon on the 4th of July....
I have giant boobs for a toddler.
Who's the lucky toddler?
Let my body putrify for a week or two, then dump it on the White House lawn.
Should we attach a note saying "Please care for as if your own"?
I was just thinking - they could pack my body with explosives and fire it out a cannon on the 4th of July....
Remind me not to attend that parade.
t exits stage left, humming "It's Raining Men"
I had to explain the pine box to some attendants watching the Rabin funeral, which I may never have done had they not been like "Wow, that's disrespectful, putting a head of state in the ground that fast! Those ignorant Middle Eastern folks."
But I'm me, though, so the intro was kind of like "It'd be worse if they didn't. Trust me."
And then I explained about the lack of embalming and gave them the House "don't talk about things you don't understand!" Blue-Eyed Look Of Death.(weird to see it make prime-time, have to say...)
Timelies all!
Tomorrow night we're going to see Queen w/Paul Rogers in concert. Should be interesting...
Oh, jesus, the politicking and maneuvering is starting already.
t hides
Tomorrow night we're going to see Queen w/Paul Rogers in concert. Should be interesting...
JEALOUS!
Monkey: [link]
Ouch. That monkey link is a career builder site, in case anyone is leery of that at work.
The other non-work-safe.