Zoe: Is there any way I'm gonna get out of this with honor and dignity? Wash: You're pretty much down to ritual suicide, lambie-toes.

'War Stories'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Mar 08, 2006 11:10:14 am PST #2848 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Damn, this means I'm out of luck if the Velvet Goldmine lobster turns out to be delicious...

I looked at the Velvet Goldmine lobster and thought "Ooooh, hat decor!"

I don't get too broken up about scientific testing on animals that I'd just squish with a newspaper if I found one in my home.

Yes, this. Except that squish with a newspaper means shriek until Pete appears to deal with it in the House o' Reason.


tommyrot - Mar 08, 2006 11:10:33 am PST #2849 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Damn, this means I'm out of luck if the Velvet Goldmine lobster turns out to be delicious...

I'm wondering if the fur on the Velvet Goldmine lobster secretes butter and lemon juice....


Ginger - Mar 08, 2006 11:11:24 am PST #2850 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The spider on caffeine was probably just marking time with the web-making thing while waiting for her venture capital to come through.


-t - Mar 08, 2006 11:12:08 am PST #2851 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm wondering if the fur on the Velvet Goldmine lobster secretes butter and lemon juice...

That would be one hell of an argument for Intelligent Design.


§ ita § - Mar 08, 2006 11:12:11 am PST #2852 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, that furry lobster is blind. So I bet that fur is, like, a sensory organ, which means it doesn't just sit there, but flutters around in the water and caresses your skin.

Cool webs.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 08, 2006 11:12:16 am PST #2853 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I'm wondering if the fur on the Velvet Goldmine lobster secretes butter and lemon juice....

Ewwww. That's just wrong on SO many levels.

OTOH, the surrealists would have loved that lobster.


Toddson - Mar 08, 2006 11:18:25 am PST #2854 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

But eating something you have to remove shell AND fur from? ew


Lee - Mar 08, 2006 11:18:36 am PST #2855 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Going back a ways, 5 states, 9 cities (plus whatever DC is), one foreign country.

Home is still LA, especially when it comes to flying back from places, since my first instinct is to think I should be flying back to LA.

Love the EW TAR recap of Browsie.

I hope your finger is better, Tommy.

Love the new lobster, but if it showed up on my plate I would be completely freaked. Is this a new species that was just found?

I made a spreadsheet.

points

and laughs

Joins Dana in the laughing.


sumi - Mar 08, 2006 11:23:05 am PST #2856 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

I sent the furry lobster to various of my family members and my cousin refuses to believe that it really exists.


shrift - Mar 08, 2006 11:24:34 am PST #2857 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Can I go home now before I murderize somebody?