The funniest thing to me is that the most f'd up web seems to be from caffeine!
Kaylee: H-how did you... g-get on...? Early: Strains the mind a bit, don't it? You think you're all alone. Maybe I come down the chimney, Kaylee. Bring presents to the good girls and boys.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Mar 08, 2006 11:06:30 am PST #2843 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Trudy Booth - Mar 08, 2006 11:07:23 am PST #2844 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I want the job of measuring the teeny tiney amounts and dosing the spiders.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 08, 2006 11:07:25 am PST #2845 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Okay - I am a total hypocrite. Because I'm opposed to animal testing for cosmetics/lotions/etc., but I find the f-ed up spiderwebs hi-frickin'-larious.
I don't get too broken up about scientific testing on animals that I'd just squish with a newspaper if I found one in my home. My sympathy doesn't kick in until it's high enough up the evolutionary ladder to have fur or feathers.
Damn, this means I'm out of luck if the Velvet Goldmine lobster turns out to be delicious...
Steph L. - Mar 08, 2006 11:07:51 am PST #2846 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
No, that'd be crazy! They fed to some flies which they fed to a spider.
...I don't know why, she swallowed the fly; I guess she'll die.
....I don't know why she swallowed the fly; I guess she's high.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2006 11:07:58 am PST #2847 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Poor high spider. Must kick the spidey-sense into high gear.
"Dude. What was that? What was that? Someone's coming. THEY KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I think I'll order a pizza."
Atropa - Mar 08, 2006 11:10:14 am PST #2848 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Damn, this means I'm out of luck if the Velvet Goldmine lobster turns out to be delicious...
I looked at the Velvet Goldmine lobster and thought "Ooooh, hat decor!"
I don't get too broken up about scientific testing on animals that I'd just squish with a newspaper if I found one in my home.
Yes, this. Except that squish with a newspaper means shriek until Pete appears to deal with it in the House o' Reason.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2006 11:10:33 am PST #2849 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Damn, this means I'm out of luck if the Velvet Goldmine lobster turns out to be delicious...
I'm wondering if the fur on the Velvet Goldmine lobster secretes butter and lemon juice....
Ginger - Mar 08, 2006 11:11:24 am PST #2850 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The spider on caffeine was probably just marking time with the web-making thing while waiting for her venture capital to come through.
-t - Mar 08, 2006 11:12:08 am PST #2851 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm wondering if the fur on the Velvet Goldmine lobster secretes butter and lemon juice...
That would be one hell of an argument for Intelligent Design.
§ ita § - Mar 08, 2006 11:12:11 am PST #2852 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You know, that furry lobster is blind. So I bet that fur is, like, a sensory organ, which means it doesn't just sit there, but flutters around in the water and caresses your skin.
Cool webs.