Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 8:30:44 am PST #2350 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dammit! I was looking forward to my 11am being offsite.

It's been a while since I was irritated at having the conference call option.


Jesse - Mar 07, 2006 8:39:16 am PST #2351 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This is brilliant: Asshole Notification Cards.

I am still not making my last four calls. Instead I am watching Adam's Rib. Possibly I should do some research online so as not to waste time entirely.


flea - Mar 07, 2006 8:40:07 am PST #2352 of 10001
information libertarian

I think I've told the story here before of my colleague in graduate school who went into his annual review with a wild west style holster and two pistols (very obviously fake, and nobody who knew the man would have thought for a minute it was a serious thing).

If I get asked in my annual review (we're doing them in March, this year, marking the 3rd different annual review process in my 3.5 years of employment) where I want to be in 5 years the answer will certainly be "not working here." In fact, if I'm working here in 1 year I'll be sorry. In 5 years I'd also like to be: neither pregnant nor breastfeeding and with children who sleep through the night; a homeowner; not living in the south, or anyplace else it doesn't snow; possessed of a desire for an actual career.

Also, in 5 years I'll be 38. Ugh.


msbelle - Mar 07, 2006 8:41:49 am PST #2353 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I'll be 40! Good lord. I am about to have a When Harry Met Sally moment and not the good one.


Lee - Mar 07, 2006 8:43:09 am PST #2354 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Also, in 5 years I'll be 38. Ugh.

I'll be 40!

EAT IT, both of you.


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 8:43:19 am PST #2355 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also, in 5 years I'll be 38. Ugh.

Ha. This is the moment where we old people¹ chime in and say things like ... 5 years??? 9 months!

I don't know where I want to be in five years, period. It scares me, and has always been my weakness. By "it" I mean the future.

¹ This is the window for people older than me to tell me I've picked the wrong lawn.


Lee - Mar 07, 2006 8:43:57 am PST #2356 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

ita, get offa my lawn.


DavidS - Mar 07, 2006 8:44:40 am PST #2357 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'll be 40!

Hmph.


Scrappy - Mar 07, 2006 8:45:53 am PST #2358 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Standing with Hec in the "saying goodbye to the 40s" corner.


JZ - Mar 07, 2006 8:46:25 am PST #2359 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Also, in 5 years I'll be 38. Ugh.

What-EV. I'll be 38 in a hair under 4 months.

My evaluations are fairly painless (though pointless, as nobody in admin or clerical on the university side has gotten a raise in 3-4 years). The only stressy thing is that my boss keeps wanting me to take accounting classes. I would rather push rusty nails through my lower lip.