Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 07, 2006 7:38:55 am PST #2343 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

t makes a note to dose Tom with Valium before his next evaluation


msbelle - Mar 07, 2006 7:39:49 am PST #2344 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Sue I miss you all the time. Was that not understood?


TomW - Mar 07, 2006 7:44:51 am PST #2345 of 10001
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

makes a note to dose Tom with Valium before his next evaluation

Hah! Your counter-revolutionary obscurantism will not be allowed to undermine my production quotas, of which I have many.


Tom Scola - Mar 07, 2006 7:45:15 am PST #2346 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

Sue I miss you all the time.

She's standing on guard for you, Sue.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 07, 2006 7:46:30 am PST #2347 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Your counter-revolutionary obscurantism will not be allowed to undermine my production quotas, of which I have many.

Hush, you, or I'll turn you into a robot. The parts are coming in this week!


TomW - Mar 07, 2006 7:51:38 am PST #2348 of 10001
"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be."

Hush, you, or I'll turn you into a robot. The parts are coming in this week!

I'll be good.


Sue - Mar 07, 2006 8:08:59 am PST #2349 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Sue I miss you all the time. Was that not understood?

Aw.

She's standing on guard for you, Sue.

Well, she doesn't have to stand on guard all the time. She can take a break and be earwormed with Prince or something.


§ ita § - Mar 07, 2006 8:30:44 am PST #2350 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Dammit! I was looking forward to my 11am being offsite.

It's been a while since I was irritated at having the conference call option.


Jesse - Mar 07, 2006 8:39:16 am PST #2351 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This is brilliant: Asshole Notification Cards.

I am still not making my last four calls. Instead I am watching Adam's Rib. Possibly I should do some research online so as not to waste time entirely.


flea - Mar 07, 2006 8:40:07 am PST #2352 of 10001
information libertarian

I think I've told the story here before of my colleague in graduate school who went into his annual review with a wild west style holster and two pistols (very obviously fake, and nobody who knew the man would have thought for a minute it was a serious thing).

If I get asked in my annual review (we're doing them in March, this year, marking the 3rd different annual review process in my 3.5 years of employment) where I want to be in 5 years the answer will certainly be "not working here." In fact, if I'm working here in 1 year I'll be sorry. In 5 years I'd also like to be: neither pregnant nor breastfeeding and with children who sleep through the night; a homeowner; not living in the south, or anyplace else it doesn't snow; possessed of a desire for an actual career.

Also, in 5 years I'll be 38. Ugh.