t makes a note to dose Tom with Valium before his next evaluation
'War Stories'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue I miss you all the time. Was that not understood?
makes a note to dose Tom with Valium before his next evaluation
Hah! Your counter-revolutionary obscurantism will not be allowed to undermine my production quotas, of which I have many.
Sue I miss you all the time.
She's standing on guard for you, Sue.
Your counter-revolutionary obscurantism will not be allowed to undermine my production quotas, of which I have many.
Hush, you, or I'll turn you into a robot. The parts are coming in this week!
Hush, you, or I'll turn you into a robot. The parts are coming in this week!
I'll be good.
Sue I miss you all the time. Was that not understood?
Aw.
She's standing on guard for you, Sue.
Well, she doesn't have to stand on guard all the time. She can take a break and be earwormed with Prince or something.
Dammit! I was looking forward to my 11am being offsite.
It's been a while since I was irritated at having the conference call option.
This is brilliant: Asshole Notification Cards.
I am still not making my last four calls. Instead I am watching Adam's Rib. Possibly I should do some research online so as not to waste time entirely.
I think I've told the story here before of my colleague in graduate school who went into his annual review with a wild west style holster and two pistols (very obviously fake, and nobody who knew the man would have thought for a minute it was a serious thing).
If I get asked in my annual review (we're doing them in March, this year, marking the 3rd different annual review process in my 3.5 years of employment) where I want to be in 5 years the answer will certainly be "not working here." In fact, if I'm working here in 1 year I'll be sorry. In 5 years I'd also like to be: neither pregnant nor breastfeeding and with children who sleep through the night; a homeowner; not living in the south, or anyplace else it doesn't snow; possessed of a desire for an actual career.
Also, in 5 years I'll be 38. Ugh.