Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 06, 2006 6:13:50 am PST #2034 of 10001
What is even happening?

See, yeah. Two breasts belonging to the same woman, should not appear to be complete strangers, nor should they appear as though they were about to kill one another.


Spidra Webster - Mar 06, 2006 6:14:53 am PST #2035 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

What I do NOT love is the US Passport Agency hanging up on me, after telling me I might have better luck if I call tomorrow between noon and 3.

But Jesse, they're still in a Clooney Coma.


Trudy Booth - Mar 06, 2006 6:16:02 am PST #2036 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The six-inches-betwixt-the-bosoms thing bugs me too. As does the I-just-can't-WAIT-until-I'm-eighty-so-I'll-wear-them-at-my-waist-now trend.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 06, 2006 6:24:20 am PST #2037 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My DD's are touching right now, AIFG!

I think that mine wouldn't touch if I were wearing them at my waist, though....


Trudy Booth - Mar 06, 2006 6:26:35 am PST #2038 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

There is a woman in my office who is perpetually and cheerfully braless. And she's rather buxom. With some shirts its hard to not giggle.


Jessica - Mar 06, 2006 6:29:15 am PST #2039 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I will say, although the voice/lisp really stood out for me at first (I knew the real Capote was distinctive-sounding, but didn't know exactly how), it soon became "invisible" to me. I literally stopped noticing it, about halfway through his first visit to Kansas.

The real Capote sounded exactly like that. It sounds like an overdone impression in the film, but if anything, it's toned down.

I thought Penguins was a really well-done nature doc of the sort that I don't see on PBS/Discovery/National Geographic as much since "when giant carnivores order takeout" took over the TV genre.

Meh. I mean, it was cute, but it was basically a sappy rehash of every other penguin nature doc ever made. (Life in the Freezer, Antarctica, Blue Planet: Frozen Seas, whichever episode of Life of Birds has penguins in it, etc etc etc) But I wasn't too invested in the doc race this year, since Grizzly Man wasn't nominated.

Crash, ptui. What a pathetic shitty excuse for a movie that was.


Jesse - Mar 06, 2006 6:44:55 am PST #2040 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Argh. I just had to upgrade my passport application to make sure it's here in time for my trip. I sent it in six weeks ahead! I thought that would be enough! Oh no, right now it's 6-8 weeks. Stupid extra $75, which I realize is a procrastination tax, but STILL.


§ ita § - Mar 06, 2006 6:50:39 am PST #2041 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Two breasts belonging to the same woman, should not appear to be complete strangers

Mine visit sometimes, but they definitely live apart.

Back to a different topic--long-stemmed roses are more desirable more because of an honest-to-goodness aesthetic improvement over the standard, or because they're clearly rarer than the normal type?


Jesse - Mar 06, 2006 6:51:21 am PST #2042 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Rarer = more expensive = better.

Bleh.


Megan E. - Mar 06, 2006 7:02:16 am PST #2043 of 10001

when you are flat chested, the left boob rarely knows what the right boob is doing.