If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy ,'Selfless'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 06, 2006 6:44:55 am PST #2040 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Argh. I just had to upgrade my passport application to make sure it's here in time for my trip. I sent it in six weeks ahead! I thought that would be enough! Oh no, right now it's 6-8 weeks. Stupid extra $75, which I realize is a procrastination tax, but STILL.


§ ita § - Mar 06, 2006 6:50:39 am PST #2041 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Two breasts belonging to the same woman, should not appear to be complete strangers

Mine visit sometimes, but they definitely live apart.

Back to a different topic--long-stemmed roses are more desirable more because of an honest-to-goodness aesthetic improvement over the standard, or because they're clearly rarer than the normal type?


Jesse - Mar 06, 2006 6:51:21 am PST #2042 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Rarer = more expensive = better.

Bleh.


Megan E. - Mar 06, 2006 7:02:16 am PST #2043 of 10001

when you are flat chested, the left boob rarely knows what the right boob is doing.


§ ita § - Mar 06, 2006 7:19:46 am PST #2044 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Rarer = more expensive = better.

I do think they're pretty, but the premium on them seemed steep.

A dozen roses were going for $8.99 at the supermarket yesterday so I went nuts and bought two bunches. V. lovely.

Weird. Wireless headphones here reach so far it's like people are on cell-phones. A coworker just went downstairs to the cafeteria to buy breakfast, and she's still on her call.


Kalshane - Mar 06, 2006 7:20:36 am PST #2045 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Timelies,

I was disappointed in Jon Stewart's hosting last night, though I agree he did better after he relaxed a bit.

While I wasn't exactly enamored with any of the songs, apparently I'm a fuddy-duddy like Spidra in that I wasn't impressed with the win, or the fact they made obsolutely no attempt to dress up for the freakin' Oscars!

I was also shaking my head at Orville Redenbacher and his tux-top with jeans combo.

Don't have much to say about the fashion, though I do think Salma's dress made her look asymetrical and J-Lo looked like her makeup was applied via a spray painter.


tommyrot - Mar 06, 2006 7:23:33 am PST #2046 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Google this google that, you hear google everywhere. Yes, it is a very useful search engine, but don't you get tired of typing w.w.w...g.o.o.g.l.e...c.o.m every time? the domain name gets boring :) So, what to do? Google owns a lot of funny names that point to their site! >[link]

My favorite is www.Titanium-spork.com. I also like www.Ho.org, although that doesn't work for me.


sarameg - Mar 06, 2006 7:24:16 am PST #2047 of 10001

I am causing other peoples' mondays!

Honestly, I'm not trying to, but when no one responds to my questions for weeks and weeks, I'm going to ask again.


§ ita § - Mar 06, 2006 7:25:42 am PST #2048 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am causing other peoples' mondays!

Ooh, I love that as a threat--don't make me come over there and cause a Monday!


lisah - Mar 06, 2006 7:27:34 am PST #2049 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

Or for later in the week

don't make me come over there and make your Thursday a Monday!