Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.

'Shindig'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2006 5:18:52 pm PST #1802 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Adhesive breast lift.

Where to get it.

www.senselingerie.com sells many other similar products. Caveat: I've never used them myself, so I can't personally vouch for them or how well they wear. Actresses don't have to be comfortable, after all.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 5:19:07 pm PST #1803 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That happens to me about ...um... once in my life thus far so I want the everyday

Flat chested women get all the good dresses! Well, apart from the ones that look better on women with big breasts. But you understand, it is all about me and my jones for filling my closet with fancy dresses.


le nubian - Mar 05, 2006 5:19:53 pm PST #1804 of 10001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Altman & Streep are in the upcoming movie "A Prairie Home Companion"


quester - Mar 05, 2006 5:21:15 pm PST #1805 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Altman & Streep are in the upcoming movie "A Prairie Home Companion"

Ah! Thanks!


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 5:24:01 pm PST #1806 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Queen Latifah is the glowiest.

Zenkitty, I once used something like that, and it was a bitch of a time to apply them without wrinkles, and you can't readjust them once they're on. Maybe that's where the millions of het men come in.


sarameg - Mar 05, 2006 5:24:07 pm PST #1807 of 10001

Flat chested women get all the good dresses!

No shit. And yet that doesn't explain the horrid ribcage deliniating frocks. So wrong. Honey, you don't need engineering, but for godsake, accentuate that, not your ribcage cleavage.

But you understand, it is all about me and my jones for filling my closet with fancy dresses.

Phhhfft. I just want to not feel like a 70 year old housewife needing a tentlike housedress. So they ain't pretty. At least fake the perky, fergawdsake.


Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2006 5:24:20 pm PST #1808 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Killer! Did not see that coming


Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2006 5:25:03 pm PST #1809 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Longing for a little good old-fashioned Debbie Allen Has People Rolling on the Floor choreography.


meara - Mar 05, 2006 5:25:53 pm PST #1810 of 10001

As one of the small-breasted, I must put in a "but so many things look better when you've got something to fill out the top of that dress with!". Maybe if I were *skinny* and small-breasted, it might be different...


Anne W. - Mar 05, 2006 5:26:35 pm PST #1811 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I shouldn't be so happy that a song titled "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" just got an Oscar, but I am.