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billytea - Mar 05, 2006 4:58:26 pm PST #1774 of 10001

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You need numbers. A lot of collusion.

I'm thinking this is one area we we can build a genuine coalition of the willing.

I thought it made her look like she had one huge boob and one small one.

Aside from creating the temptation to nickname them Batman and Robin, this is probably just as well. There needs to be a pecking order. Imagine if they started squabbling.

§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 4:58:48 pm PST #1775 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, so the guy who wrote Jake's bit wasn't mocking The Oscar president. So that means the mockage was all Jake?

And, yeah, you can watch Grease successfully on the small screen. Get over it. Also get over the montages.

Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 05, 2006 4:59:58 pm PST #1776 of 10001

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I love that apparently they must now go to Heath Ledger whenever they need a reaction shot to Jake Gyllenhaal.

Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2006 5:00:22 pm PST #1777 of 10001

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

bwah! we're out of clips!

§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 5:00:47 pm PST #1778 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm thinking this is one area we we can build a genuine coalition of the willing.

Can you levitate mine next?

There needs to be a pecking order.

Shit. Whose standup routine was this? Chris Rock? Somebody black and not Chappelle. Can't remember.

they must now go to Heath Ledger whenever they need a reaction shot to Jake Gyllenhaal.

He was delightfully awkward.

And go Jon!

quester - Mar 05, 2006 5:00:49 pm PST #1779 of 10001

Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Jon just made me hoot over the salute to montages.

Vonnie K - Mar 05, 2006 5:01:34 pm PST #1780 of 10001

Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Just caught up on real-time. *kisses TiVo*

WTF? This is montage number what now? I don't know why we needed Film Noir or Epic Film montages, honestly.

And hee! at Jon Stewart getting a dig at the montageapalooza.

Consuela - Mar 05, 2006 5:01:53 pm PST #1781 of 10001

We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Out of clips!

Okay, pretty, but why is Jessica Alba presenting? I mean, all she's done is Sin City and Dark Angel, right?

sarameg - Mar 05, 2006 5:02:00 pm PST #1782 of 10001

I really really really think that all the big bosomed actresses of the world would make a millionkajillion dollars and fans everlasting gratitude if they'd just go into business making and promoting mega bras for the rest of us big bosomed people to be sold in the Targets of the world. Because I'm me and sick of finding the one rare bra at $50 and c'mon, I'm not the only one and all these plastic-added people must shop somewhere!

Nicole - Mar 05, 2006 5:02:58 pm PST #1783 of 10001

I'm getting the pig!

Good on Jon for saying what we're all thinking.

I could listen to Eric Bana all night long. Looking at him while he talks, not so bad either. George Clooney with him would just be too much, I'm afraid. It would possibly kill me. Nice way to go, though.

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