I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


SuziQ - Mar 05, 2006 4:55:08 pm PST #1769 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I thought it made her look like she had one huge boob and one small one.


JZ - Mar 05, 2006 4:56:18 pm PST #1770 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Skipping ahead to say -- George Clooney, GUH. Even that little opening bit when Jon Stewart said "Am I dreaming?" and Clooney smiled and his eyes crinkled up and he said "No" in that rich smokey purr. OMG so fucking hot.

Also, I heart the cowboy slash montage so very, very much. And I keep wanting to reach through the screen and pat Jon Stewart's hand and say, "You're doing okay. You're doing better than you think you are. Please don't be so nervous; it's killing all of us."

And fashionistically, Wordy McWordster to everyone's revulsion at the flesh-toned dresses, all the swooning before the ridiculous beauty of Salma, and the irritation at the obdurate unpleasant blondeness of Kidman and McAdams.

Now back to actual watching.


Laura - Mar 05, 2006 4:56:43 pm PST #1771 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Well, time for me to hit the bunk too. Not over Salma's boobies, pretty as they are, just the whole early wake up thing. I'll catch the rest during lunch tomorrow.

More funny bits were actually funny than they have been some years. I'll give credit to Jon.

Finger sync! Hee.

G'night


quester - Mar 05, 2006 4:57:13 pm PST #1772 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Oh no, I feel another montage coming!


meara - Mar 05, 2006 4:58:20 pm PST #1773 of 10001

There's something ironic about all this "YOU NEED TO WATCH ON THE BIG SCREEN!" when I'm watching you say it on...the small screen.


billytea - Mar 05, 2006 4:58:26 pm PST #1774 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

You need numbers. A lot of collusion.

I'm thinking this is one area we we can build a genuine coalition of the willing.

I thought it made her look like she had one huge boob and one small one.

Aside from creating the temptation to nickname them Batman and Robin, this is probably just as well. There needs to be a pecking order. Imagine if they started squabbling.


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 4:58:48 pm PST #1775 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, so the guy who wrote Jake's bit wasn't mocking The Oscar president. So that means the mockage was all Jake?

And, yeah, you can watch Grease successfully on the small screen. Get over it. Also get over the montages.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 05, 2006 4:59:58 pm PST #1776 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I love that apparently they must now go to Heath Ledger whenever they need a reaction shot to Jake Gyllenhaal.


Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2006 5:00:22 pm PST #1777 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

bwah! we're out of clips!


§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 5:00:47 pm PST #1778 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm thinking this is one area we we can build a genuine coalition of the willing.

Can you levitate mine next?

There needs to be a pecking order.

Shit. Whose standup routine was this? Chris Rock? Somebody black and not Chappelle. Can't remember.

they must now go to Heath Ledger whenever they need a reaction shot to Jake Gyllenhaal.

He was delightfully awkward.

And go Jon!