Ah, Salma, sweet Salma.
I love how her hair looks with the neckline.
Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.
Oz ,'First Date'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 4:45:01 pm PST #1751 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2006 4:45:06 pm PST #1752 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'm still entranced by Salma's bosom. I'm pretty sure she's holding them up with duct tape, though.
meara - Mar 05, 2006 4:45:23 pm PST #1753 of 10001
OK, why aren't they playing music under the president's speech? Yeesh.
Is he slamming DVDs? That seems...petty.
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 4:46:03 pm PST #1754 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is he slamming DVDs? That seems...petty.
He's slamming Soderbergh, basically, and anyone else that wants to release their movies to both media at the same time.
le nubian - Mar 05, 2006 4:46:32 pm PST #1755 of 10001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Is he slamming DVDs? That seems...petty.
He is petty.
billytea - Mar 05, 2006 4:47:52 pm PST #1756 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Has Keanu's face always been half forehead?
Yes, though when he started out it was the lower half. Fortunately, they can do marvellous things with camera angles. Now, of course, he's well-paid enough to afford the Velcro surgery. Much less conspicuous than that ropes-and-pulleys thing they had to use for Nixon.
I'm still entranced by Salma's bosom. I'm pretty sure she's holding them up with duct tape, though.
Good lord, what are they reinforcing duct tape with these days? (And now I'm imagining Salma's bosom bound and gagged in the back of a convenience store while Salma rifles through the till. Not entirely an unhappy place.)
meara - Mar 05, 2006 4:48:28 pm PST #1757 of 10001
He's slamming Soderbergh, basically,
That's what I was thinking, but I couldn't think of Soderbergh's name!
Salma is gorgeous, and her dress is beautiful. I love the bosoms. And the color. And the bosoms.
Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2006 4:49:23 pm PST #1758 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
t looks around to see who's crying at the Brokeback Mountain music
quester - Mar 05, 2006 4:50:06 pm PST #1759 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
And the sweep begins!
Laura - Mar 05, 2006 4:50:08 pm PST #1760 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Huh, DH just retired to his bunk.