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billytea - Mar 05, 2006 4:47:52 pm PST #1756 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Has Keanu's face always been half forehead?

Yes, though when he started out it was the lower half. Fortunately, they can do marvellous things with camera angles. Now, of course, he's well-paid enough to afford the Velcro surgery. Much less conspicuous than that ropes-and-pulleys thing they had to use for Nixon.

I'm still entranced by Salma's bosom. I'm pretty sure she's holding them up with duct tape, though.

Good lord, what are they reinforcing duct tape with these days? (And now I'm imagining Salma's bosom bound and gagged in the back of a convenience store while Salma rifles through the till. Not entirely an unhappy place.)

meara - Mar 05, 2006 4:48:28 pm PST #1757 of 10001

He's slamming Soderbergh, basically,

That's what I was thinking, but I couldn't think of Soderbergh's name!

Salma is gorgeous, and her dress is beautiful. I love the bosoms. And the color. And the bosoms.

Daisy Jane - Mar 05, 2006 4:49:23 pm PST #1758 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

t looks around to see who's crying at the Brokeback Mountain music

quester - Mar 05, 2006 4:50:06 pm PST #1759 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

And the sweep begins!

Laura - Mar 05, 2006 4:50:08 pm PST #1760 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Huh, DH just retired to his bunk.

billytea - Mar 05, 2006 4:50:24 pm PST #1761 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I love the bosoms.

I'd hope so, given your taste in nightspots.

§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 4:50:29 pm PST #1762 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Her breasts are reinforced by the dreams of millions of het men everywhere (and others...).

And it seems I'm not getting over the BBM score anytime soon. I jerked my head back up to look at the screen before I even realised why I was feeling sad.

Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2006 4:51:12 pm PST #1763 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I knew a dancer once who got a walk-on (or dance-on) part in a Christopher Walken movie (the one with Sean Penn). She was a cutie, but unfortunately she had droopy boobies. She said they propped them up with adhesive, and she wanted to take the stuff home with her. Brief as her appearance is, she and the boobies look great. Hollywood magic!

billytea - Mar 05, 2006 4:52:08 pm PST #1764 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Her breasts are reinforced by the dreams of millions of het men everywhere.

We can do that? Dammit, I'm in the wrong industry!

Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2006 4:53:20 pm PST #1765 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I see the duct tape and boobies have escaped from Bitches. Must be awards season...

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