Jessica Alba's dress is beautiful, but it's the wrong color for me.
She should give it to me. Because I would look fabulous in that. If I could fit into it, of course.
eta What is Rachel Weisz seven months pregnant with? A kitten? She's tiny!
You can't open the book of my life and jump in the middle. Like woman, I'm a mystery.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2006 2:56:00 pm PST #1538 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Spidra Webster - Mar 05, 2006 2:58:02 pm PST #1539 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
This coverage is so vapid that I wonder if someone edgy with enough clout to get on the carpet could cover things: IFC? Sundance Channel? I'd like to see what someone creative and incisive could do with things.
Laura - Mar 05, 2006 2:58:48 pm PST #1540 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Whee! Oscar watch 'n post!
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 2:59:06 pm PST #1541 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Reese, for meara.
Yeah that "quit you" joke was flatter than...no, I won't go there. Flatter than a flat thing.
From where I'm looking, extreme cleavage on the flatter chested (yeah, there's a segue) seems pretty prevalent, because I often think "Well, okay for you, but I couldn't do that without showing the farm."
Burrell - Mar 05, 2006 3:02:05 pm PST #1542 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Thanks ita for all the Oscar pimpage. I guess I'll turn on the tv before I return to grading.
Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2006 3:02:29 pm PST #1543 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Helena B. C.'s cleavage, otoh, looked glorious in that blue dress. If she'd been more petite, she couldn't have carried off either that dress or that hair.
And Sandra Bullock's looking curvier and softer, too. It's good to see actual flesh on bones.
Laura - Mar 05, 2006 3:03:55 pm PST #1544 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Hee. I'm enjoying the opening.
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 3:04:56 pm PST #1545 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Thanks ita for all the Oscar pimpage.
Pictures. I love pictures.
If she'd been more petite, she couldn't have carried off either that dress or that hair.
I thought she looked appalling.
Halle Berry should be so lucky.
Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2006 3:05:49 pm PST #1546 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Well, yeah, Helena's hair was appalling, but without the boobies she would've fallen over...
Funny opening!
Consuela - Mar 05, 2006 3:06:02 pm PST #1547 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Okay, Jon Stewart is cracking my shit up.