Well, yeah, Helena's hair was appalling, but without the boobies she would've fallen over...
Funny opening!
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2006 3:05:49 pm PST #1546 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Consuela - Mar 05, 2006 3:06:02 pm PST #1547 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Okay, Jon Stewart is cracking my shit up.
Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2006 3:07:52 pm PST #1548 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
her obstetrician? that's a bit nosy
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 3:09:42 pm PST #1549 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
George Clooney better never marry. He's too Clooney to be restricted to just one woman.
Anne W. - Mar 05, 2006 3:09:53 pm PST #1550 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
"needless to say, both are period pieces."
Ouch.
billytea - Mar 05, 2006 3:09:57 pm PST #1551 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Among the many concerns that captivated the American educated class early in the last century, few were thought to be as urgent as the threat posed to the nation by sexually insatiable female morons.
Trudy, where's this from?
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 05, 2006 3:10:32 pm PST #1552 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Jonathan Rhys Meyers almost pulling off butch.
JRM just looks like rough trade.
Yeah, my first thought wasn't so much "butch" as "likely to be peddling his ass in a Sao Paulo alley."
(Someone in SGA fandom is writing an ice-skating AU with Shep and McKay: it's the cracktastickest!)
Is it available online yet? If so, please to share URL.
Oooooh snap! Jon Stewart just gave it to present-day journalists!
Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2006 3:11:58 pm PST #1553 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Trudy, where's this from?
Salon! It's an article on eugenics!
Zenkitty - Mar 05, 2006 3:12:06 pm PST #1554 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
The bow on Charlize Theron's shoulder is as large as her head. She cannot see anything to her left.
§ ita § - Mar 05, 2006 3:12:40 pm PST #1555 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does Charlize have a zoning permit for that dress?