Wow. I'm watching the ABC preshow (no cable) and he's all "I know you're saying, "Preshow, I wish I knew how to quit you!"". I'm like "You're making me really want to change the channel, if that's what you're saying..."

(Ooh, I love Rachel Weisz's hair too--it's pulled back, but still got waves and softness, without being messy)

Rachel Wiesz is looking less pregnant than she did at the Golden Globes two months ago (yet is in fact still pregnant). Huh?

Helena also thinks big dresses are back.

Jessica Alba's dress is beautiful, but it's the wrong color for me.

She should give it to me. Because I would look fabulous in that. If I could fit into it, of course.

eta What is Rachel Weisz seven months pregnant with? A kitten? She's tiny!

This coverage is so vapid that I wonder if someone edgy with enough clout to get on the carpet could cover things: IFC? Sundance Channel? I'd like to see what someone creative and incisive could do with things.

Whee! Oscar watch 'n post!

Reese, for meara.

Yeah that "quit you" joke was flatter than...no, I won't go there. Flatter than a flat thing.

From where I'm looking, extreme cleavage on the flatter chested (yeah, there's a segue) seems pretty prevalent, because I often think "Well, okay for you, but I couldn't do that without showing the farm."

Thanks ita for all the Oscar pimpage. I guess I'll turn on the tv before I return to grading.

Helena B. C.'s cleavage, otoh, looked glorious in that blue dress. If she'd been more petite, she couldn't have carried off either that dress or that hair.

And Sandra Bullock's looking curvier and softer, too. It's good to see actual flesh on bones.

Hee. I'm enjoying the opening.