Bester: Mal. Whaddya need two mechanics for? Mal: I really don't.

'Out Of Gas'


Natter 43: I Love My Dead Gay Whale Crosspost.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Mar 03, 2006 9:32:02 am PST #1231 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Not true. The Fourteenth Amendment applies the Bill of Rights, including the First Amendment, to the states.

Smarty lawyer is, of course, correct -- I was just thinking of the original part of the Constitution and not the amendments. And I agree that it's way unlikely that this will get anywhere even if it did get to the court, but, yeah, nutso state leg.

(But, sadly, I know people who would just love to ditch the 14th.)


Spidra Webster - Mar 03, 2006 9:36:12 am PST #1232 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Sweet. Insent, Tom.


shrift - Mar 03, 2006 9:36:46 am PST #1233 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Today's fortune cookie:

Romance awaits you.

Even my fortune cookie knows that I have a date with Rodney McKay tonight.


Kathy A - Mar 03, 2006 9:38:33 am PST #1234 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Sad story. A commuter train ticket agent was killed today (her 55th birthday) when an SUV slammed into the station at high speed. The driver ran away on foot; police are tracking him down.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2006 9:40:50 am PST #1235 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Sad story. A commuter train ticket agent was killed today (her 55th birthday) when an SUV slammed into the station at high speed. The driver ran away on foot; police are tracking him down.

I saw that on the news this morning. The SUV was driving in the parking lot when it smashed though a brick wall and ended up inside the station.

How fast does an SUV need to go to smash through a brick wall?


amych - Mar 03, 2006 9:44:09 am PST #1236 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

What's with the runaway SUV's today? Some idiot plowed into 5 people in the middle of the UNC campus today, and I can't even figure out how you'd get a car onto that part of the campus.


Gudanov - Mar 03, 2006 9:46:28 am PST #1237 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

... I can't even figure out how you'd get a car onto that part of the campus.

That's the whole point of a SUV, to go places where a car can't.


Hayden - Mar 03, 2006 9:48:03 am PST #1238 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

...using far more gas than any mere car could.


Kathy A - Mar 03, 2006 9:51:00 am PST #1239 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I remember when I was a kid, a car drove into the front of a downtown church (just skipped the curb and didn't stop until it hit the front of the building). Since nobody was hurt, everyone made jokes about the church, known for its quicky Masses (usually over in 20-25 minutes) that were great for those just looking to fulfill their weekly obligations, now providing drive-in Masses.


Fred Pete - Mar 03, 2006 9:52:14 am PST #1240 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Some idiot plowed into 5 people in the middle of the UNC campus today, and I can't even figure out how you'd get a car onto that part of the campus.

In the Pit?

There was also a big pile-up on the DC Beltway yesterday, killing at least one person. My immediate boss knew him.