I tried watching it. Didn't get as far as much bondage or BDSM--it just struck me as pretty third rate. But Fay did link to a hilarious clip with our hero tied up and being threatened with an electric dildo.
Willow: It feels like we're going around in circles. Xander: Our circles are going around in circles. We got dizzy circles here.
'Sleeper'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
§ ita § - Aug 21, 2009 12:38:38 pm PDT #9864 of 28385
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
askye - Aug 21, 2009 3:05:23 pm PDT #9865 of 28385
Thrive to spite them
I just finished reading the latest from the Mercy Thompson series. I got in from the library since it's hard back, but I'll probably get it in paperback when it comes out.
I really like the series, I like that she's okay with who she is and she doesn't have them woe is me with my tragic past that haunts me still. I mean her past isn't all happy but it's not My Blonde StepMother Hates Me and Everyone Left Me to Cry Alone When My Mother Died And my Fiance Rejected Me of Anita Blake or the uncomfortable ness with her powers like Sookie.
Plus the world building is cool and I like how the fae are written.
Kat - Aug 22, 2009 10:55:27 am PDT #9866 of 28385
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
oh man! They made a twilight dildo. Obviously the link is NSFW!
The copy?
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It kills me that they get all of the titles of her books in the copy!
Barb - Aug 22, 2009 11:08:35 am PDT #9867 of 28385
“Not dead yet!”
The SPARKLE! BWAH!!
Beverly - Aug 22, 2009 4:34:12 pm PDT #9868 of 28385
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Hee! Raq linked to the same thing in Movies!
Fay - Aug 22, 2009 9:55:20 pm PDT #9869 of 28385
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
I don't know whether to be more horrified by the sparkles, the pallor, or the fact that you can sling it in the fridge for that authentic cold dead cock sensation.
Shir - Aug 23, 2009 1:12:08 am PDT #9870 of 28385
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
They can now reach two new markets with this: necrophiles, and "I don't even fantasize anymore I'll be ever able to attract living things to fuck me, so what the hell", AKA Randy Giles.
Also? You have caused me mental pain with this. Which now I'm about to cause to others.
Sometimes karma is an authentic cold, dead, sparkly cock sensation.
Barb - Aug 23, 2009 5:15:52 am PDT #9871 of 28385
“Not dead yet!”
Sometimes karma is an authentic cold, dead, sparkly cock sensation.
::loves Shir beyond all reason::
Jessica - Aug 24, 2009 3:50:59 am PDT #9872 of 28385
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Two songs recently linked from the Sword and Laser podcast/blog that I thought would be of interest to this thread:
and:
George R.R. Martin Is Not Your Bitch
Frankenbuddha - Aug 24, 2009 6:43:28 am PDT #9873 of 28385
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Sometimes karma is an authentic cold, dead, sparkly cock sensation.
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