This must be what going mad feels like.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Kat - Aug 22, 2009 10:55:27 am PDT #9866 of 28385
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

oh man! They made a twilight dildo. Obviously the link is NSFW!

The copy?

Updated by popular request... Yes the The Vamp retains hot and cold temperature. Toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.

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It kills me that they get all of the titles of her books in the copy!


Barb - Aug 22, 2009 11:08:35 am PDT #9867 of 28385
“Not dead yet!”

The SPARKLE! BWAH!!


Beverly - Aug 22, 2009 4:34:12 pm PDT #9868 of 28385
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Hee! Raq linked to the same thing in Movies!


Fay - Aug 22, 2009 9:55:20 pm PDT #9869 of 28385
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I don't know whether to be more horrified by the sparkles, the pallor, or the fact that you can sling it in the fridge for that authentic cold dead cock sensation.


Shir - Aug 23, 2009 1:12:08 am PDT #9870 of 28385
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

They can now reach two new markets with this: necrophiles, and "I don't even fantasize anymore I'll be ever able to attract living things to fuck me, so what the hell", AKA Randy Giles.

Also? You have caused me mental pain with this. Which now I'm about to cause to others.

Sometimes karma is an authentic cold, dead, sparkly cock sensation.


Barb - Aug 23, 2009 5:15:52 am PDT #9871 of 28385
“Not dead yet!”

Sometimes karma is an authentic cold, dead, sparkly cock sensation.

::loves Shir beyond all reason::


Jessica - Aug 24, 2009 3:50:59 am PDT #9872 of 28385
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Two songs recently linked from the Sword and Laser podcast/blog that I thought would be of interest to this thread:

I'm The Kwisatz Haderach

and:

George R.R. Martin Is Not Your Bitch


Frankenbuddha - Aug 24, 2009 6:43:28 am PDT #9873 of 28385
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Sometimes karma is an authentic cold, dead, sparkly cock sensation.

NATLBSB


erin_obscure - Aug 25, 2009 11:15:23 am PDT #9874 of 28385
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I really can't believe my work filters allowed me to view that page, then copy the link onto a coworkers facebook page. This job is awesome.


Shir - Aug 25, 2009 11:55:52 am PDT #9875 of 28385
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

You see? Karma.