You think you've read bad fantasy writing?
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Gosh.
What does a gibbous moon smell like? The Lovecraft associations make me think "fishy," which doesn't help at all.
I like how he keeps alternating between running one metaphor into the ground and listing completely disparate ones. For each new body part. Including her pubes.
What does a gibbous moon smell like?
Gibbons.
What does a gibbous moon smell like?
Squamous.
So, in thinking about genre, have any of you read Chabon's Maps and Legends? Thoughts?
PC, that is awesome. In a pole-axing way. So long as it isn't the match that sets the fanfic house on fire, I'm good. (And, frankly, since the HP novels are all out now, and HP fanfic didn't make anything go boom in a big way, I'm much less nervous about this than I once was.)
And on top of the weird metaphor fest, "Spikenard"? The protagonist's name is "Spikenard"? Really?
And is it pronounced "Spike-nard"? "Spick-en-ard"? "Spiken-ard"?
Spickeloost, anyone?