Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Atropa - Oct 06, 2008 11:16:02 am PDT #7714 of 28701
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

waits for inevitable squeeing from Seattle

Actually, no squeeing. I remain wary. Extremely wary. I've never heard of their "Dracula Expert" (and am not finding a lot via Google). Also the original novel is now public domain, so touting a sequel as "officially approved" doesn't really carry a lot of reassurance.


Aims - Oct 06, 2008 11:17:47 am PDT #7715 of 28701
Shit's all sorts of different now.

is wrong again and is sad


Polter-Cow - Oct 06, 2008 11:34:15 am PDT #7716 of 28701
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

15 Most Insanely Titled Books. Pretty awesome, I must say.


Steph L. - Oct 06, 2008 1:19:02 pm PDT #7717 of 28701
That which does not kill you should RUN

Those are spectacular! I can't decide which is my favorite; I'm torn between "I Was Tortured By the Pygmy Love Queen" and "Living with Crazy Buttocks."


DavidS - Oct 06, 2008 1:30:13 pm PDT #7718 of 28701
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Better Never to Have Been - The Harm of Coming into Existence


Barb - Oct 06, 2008 1:37:27 pm PDT #7719 of 28701
“Not dead yet!”

I don't know... I think my vote's in for How to Write a How to Write Book


flea - Oct 06, 2008 1:53:37 pm PDT #7720 of 28701
information libertarian

I've actually looked at How To Shit In the Woods, and it is quite a useful book. It has a whole section on dealing with menstruation, too.


Barb - Oct 06, 2008 1:57:00 pm PDT #7721 of 28701
“Not dead yet!”

I'm kind of surprised that Fuck didn't make the list. Perhaps not exotic enough.


Calli - Oct 06, 2008 2:09:12 pm PDT #7722 of 28701
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I like Bomb-proofing your Horse.


sarameg - Oct 06, 2008 3:19:14 pm PDT #7723 of 28701

I gave my dad How to Shit in the Woods!