No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Steph L. - Oct 06, 2008 1:19:02 pm PDT #7717 of 28597
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Those are spectacular! I can't decide which is my favorite; I'm torn between "I Was Tortured By the Pygmy Love Queen" and "Living with Crazy Buttocks."


DavidS - Oct 06, 2008 1:30:13 pm PDT #7718 of 28597
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Better Never to Have Been - The Harm of Coming into Existence


Barb - Oct 06, 2008 1:37:27 pm PDT #7719 of 28597
“Not dead yet!”

I don't know... I think my vote's in for How to Write a How to Write Book


flea - Oct 06, 2008 1:53:37 pm PDT #7720 of 28597
information libertarian

I've actually looked at How To Shit In the Woods, and it is quite a useful book. It has a whole section on dealing with menstruation, too.


Barb - Oct 06, 2008 1:57:00 pm PDT #7721 of 28597
“Not dead yet!”

I'm kind of surprised that Fuck didn't make the list. Perhaps not exotic enough.


Calli - Oct 06, 2008 2:09:12 pm PDT #7722 of 28597
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I like Bomb-proofing your Horse.


sarameg - Oct 06, 2008 3:19:14 pm PDT #7723 of 28597

I gave my dad How to Shit in the Woods!


Pix - Oct 06, 2008 4:57:23 pm PDT #7724 of 28597
The status is NOT quo.

I find it enormously funny (and rather sad) that we have "evolved" to the point that we need help shitting in the woods.


Barb - Oct 07, 2008 8:59:11 am PDT #7725 of 28597
“Not dead yet!”

x-posted with Bitches: Amazing article about a new photography/oral history book that's just been released, The Oxford Project

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sumi - Oct 08, 2008 4:17:31 am PDT #7726 of 28597
Art Crawl!!!

BBC is re-releasing their radioplay of The Lord of the Rings.