I went to Marquette, a Jesuit university, and Mass attendance was pretty high, but you didn't get the fisheye if you didn't go. You had plenty of choices for which mass to attend--Saturday evening or Sunday morning at the huge Gesu Church, Saturday midnight at one of the dorms, Sunday morning at Joan of Arc Chapel, or Sunday night at your dorm (which many of us girls went to in our pjs, since it was a single-sex dorm). There were also Baptist and other Protestant churches relatively close by or at least accessable by city bus.

If you didn't go, though, or professed yourself as atheist/agnostic, it was no big deal to most of us. The Campus Crusade for Christ people would fuss if you were out as being a/a, otherwise it wasn't anyone's business other than your own.

I do remember the rather horrified reaction one of my dorm neighbors, who was Campus Crusade, had to seeing Jesus Christ, Superstar for the first time. "That's blasphemous!!" she said while my roommate and I walked back to our dorm singing "What's the Buzz?" at full volume.

See, all y'all are making the mistake of talking about student religious behavior in real reality. The whole "closet Christian" thing doesn't exist in any known universe, but is a really common trope in the Christian fiction market, which sells the hell out of stories about how Christians are an oppressed minority.

I went to a small Anglican college that rang the chapel bell several times to a day to let you know when prayer service was, and even then the religious people were ghettoized as "the God squad". Still, it was small enough that people mingled somewhat outside their groups.

which sells the hell out of stories about how Christians are an oppressed minority.

Oh, cry me a goddamned river.

...So to speak.

I think Amych is dead-on. Although you can't hold higher elected office in this country without visibly and loudly being one, a certain brand of Christianity is dedicated to the premise that they are an oppressed minority.

The whole "closet Christian" thing doesn't exist in any known universe

I think the premise of those books -- teens at a snooty, exclusive private school in San Francisco -- is that, while there doesn't seem to be any shame in being *culturally* Christian (C&E, and maybe even church on Sundays), in that particular snooty-ass, disaffected, promiscuous teen culture, it's uber-UNcool to be all "I LOVE Jesus!!!!" And BEYOND uber-uncool to not have sex with your hot-ass BF because God wants you to save it for your wedding night.

So in that scenario, I'm imagining a Jesus Camp-type fundie Christian trying to be part of the popular crowd at this snooty private school, but being afraid of being outed as a great big square.

Does that make sense?

Does that make sense?

I think it would make more sense except that the whole point of a "snooty" social scene is that almost everybody is ostracized for one reason or another. Now, if Missy Christian is trying to fit in with the losers and the nerds and feels like she would lose social status for her beliefs, that... would be kind of funny, and possibly a 1980s brat pack movie.

a snooty, exclusive private school in San Francisco

Oh, San Francisco. Well of course it's not cool to love Jesus in that hotbed of sin!

Well of course it's not cool to love Jesus in that hotbed of sin!

It's true. I oppress JZ all the time about this.

I oppress JZ all the time

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?