Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.

There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."


Snacky - Feb 19, 2008 3:01:43 pm PST #5060 of 28343
Like I need a hole in my head

Also, press releases to Booksense, and perhaps to the independent booksellers around the US. A directory is on their website: bookweb.org. Usually there's a buyer or marketing person to contact, and if there are ARCs to send, that helps too.

If there are no ARCs, the press release could be accompanied by a personal letter to all the booksellers/buyers/marketing people, explaining the history of the book, and why this is special, and maybe some kind of hook to help sell it. Like, "people who loved... will love this book!" Something that gives the person who is going to sell it a personal connection to it, and a reason to give it space in their store.

Sorry, former marketing person for an independent here. I will not babble on too much!


Jon B. - Feb 19, 2008 3:21:27 pm PST #5061 of 28343
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

New Glarkware: Dewey the Decimal


§ ita § - Feb 19, 2008 11:37:09 pm PST #5062 of 28343
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I ended up staying home Tuesday because of a sick day due to a suspected missed dosage of medicine. All my own damned fault, but inexorable nonetheless.

What book's up on my list to be read once I'm actually well enough to be reading? Libba Bray's Rebel Angels. Not exactly the right book to read after a day spent experiencing the pain brought on by a missed dose of morphine. Still, strong narrative, and even though I really want to slap all the girls for ignoring EVERY SINGLE CLUE, a compelling story.

I don't suppose the library system will be handing me the third for a while now.


Jesse - Feb 20, 2008 9:01:06 am PST #5063 of 28343
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just finished The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao (I think that's it), by Junot Diaz, and I definitely recommend it, but only if you speak at least some spanish and at least some geek. There's a lot of each, and you can kind of slide by assuming what he means by things, but it goes a lot easier if you actually know what he's talking about.

It's a book nominally about this one guy, but really about the last 50 years of history of the Domincan Republic (a LOT about Trujillo) and the Dominican diaspora.


JZ - Feb 20, 2008 9:10:30 am PST #5064 of 28343
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Random book note, especially of interest to erika the Alexie lover and to Kate P and beth and any other YA librarians (though you probably already know all about this and I'm just horribly late): At my mom's recommendation (really, more her near-tearful urging), I just read Sherman Alexie's The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian (with cartoons by Ellen Forney), and it utterly fucking rocked the house. Full of gorgeous comic-painful details and so endlessly quotable that I can't even really talk about any specifics without spoiling something, so all I'll say is: fucking rocked the house.


Kate P. - Feb 20, 2008 9:25:59 am PST #5065 of 28343
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

JZ, I just read that too! Isn't it brilliant?


JZ - Feb 20, 2008 9:39:47 am PST #5066 of 28343
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Utterly so.

Weirdest conversation with my mother as a result of that book:

Mom: It taught me so much about what it means for a boy to become a man in our culture. I was sobbing by the end.

Me: Wow. I really need to read it.

Mom: And I learned some slang, too! I never knew before that boys call their erections "boners."

Me: ......

Mom: I thought I knew what they meant from the context, but I had to look it up to make sure.

Me: ::hurls self from moving car::


Susan W. - Feb 20, 2008 9:40:19 am PST #5067 of 28343
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

That's actually kinda cute...


erikaj - Feb 20, 2008 10:32:14 am PST #5068 of 28343
Always Anti-fascist!

Love him...making him laugh was one of my life's highlights.(I went to his reading in a pow wow t-shirt that he thought was funny.) Glad to hear he's at work again.


§ ita § - Feb 20, 2008 10:51:22 am PST #5069 of 28343
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You know, my favourite euphemism for the youknow is "unsponsored wood." I about bust a gut laughing when I first heard that term.