That's what ALL the cowgirls say.
Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'
Literary Buffistas 3: Don't Parse the Blurb, Dear.
There's more to life than watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer! No. Really, there is! Honestly! Here's a place for Buffistas to come and discuss what it is they're reading, their favorite authors and poets. "Geez. Crack a book sometime."
Hmph.
But Jesse, if you come to Seattle, I'll take you to meet some Urban Cowboys...two-stepping. It's mad fun. At the leather bar.
Um, OK, so they're all gay. Whatever!!
T-shirt I saw once - a rather dejected looking cowboy (hat, chaps) and the words "I've been a bad cowboy. Send me to your room".
Kind of??
Kind of??
ummmm...well...we were playing mostly terrible country crossover hits from the 80s but, dang, some were pretty fun!
Man, Lisa! That's some kind of hairdo you're sporting there.
That's some kind of hairdo you're sporting there.
It's called the Cheap Wig + Hairspray!
I just set aside a romance by a debut author that's been getting raves all over the internets. It wasn't bad--the writing quality alone was better than 90% of what's out there. It's just that after a few chapters I wasn't really engrossed, so I went skimming ahead: aborted sex scene early on, check, lots of action because it's a spy story, check, consummation scene, check, one last big threat before they can live happily ever after, check.
When did I become so impossible to please? At the rate I'm going, I'll have nothing left but re-reading classics and waiting for new books from the five or ten living authors who can either surprise me or use formula in a way that feels delightfully classic instead of predictable and yawn-inducing. And I feel bad because I don't think I'm anything close to a perfect storyteller myself, and I don't want to be hard on other authors. I just can't seem to help it. I've become far too easily bored.
ETA I know I've grumped about stuff like this before, but it seems to be getting worse. This was a good book. A few years ago I would've loved it. It didn't have any of the historical errors or awkward writing that normally mark wallbangers for me. I just couldn't be bothered to care about the outcome of the story.