Will someone please transcribe the EW blurb?

Sorry! I didn't bring it with me. My best friend did just email me with this about it though:

have you seen the new Entertainment Weekly? (Or are you avoiding it like the plague because of the Harry Potter spoilage?) Anyway, there's a little thing in there about the buffista founder's new book. Awesome!

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From Entertainment Weekly:

Ultimate Fandom Slices of "Slayer" Cake

In the Buffy-verse, there are fans, and then there's Allyson Beatrice. In Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby? (paperback), the message-board maven recounts how she found a new family in the show's devoted online community - and even a new home for series crator Joss Whedon's cat. Here are some of her lessons in cult fandom. -Mandi Bierly

• THE BIG CHEESE MAY NEVER REMEMBER YOUR NAME.

Even after she campaigned to get Buffy an Emmy nomination and Whedon's Firefly a stay of execution - and met him numerous times at events like his 2004 "High Stakes" Fund-raiser for John Kerry and John Edwards - he couldn't place her. In fairness, Whedon didn't know that his assistant had contacted Beatrice to help relocate his kitty after his son developed an allergy.

• BUT THE LITTLE GUYS YOU PISS OFF WILL.

Beatrice had e-mailed Angel scribe Tim Minear many times but got no response until she posted an online diatribe detailing why she thought one of the episodes he'd written was sexist. The subsequent exchange led to a complex friendship; he even encouraged her to write a book.

• IN THE END, IT'S ALL ABOUT THE FANS.

In March 2004, Beatrice witnessed "the greatest random act of PayPal," when Buffistas.org regulars raised $3,000 to bring an Israeli fan to the U.S. for a five-city tour.

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That is so awesome.

Allyson, I for one would like to thank you for your wonderful body of work. I have to say, that's now that there's a book about our on-line family, my family and RL friends finally realize that I'm not making up 100+ friends.

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I wonder how Tim feels about being called a "little guy."

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BUT THE LITTLE GUYS YOU PISS OFF WILL.

It's not clear to me if the writer is talking about Tim or paperdol here.

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It's Tim, lisah. She's referring to the fact that Tim didn't talk to Allyson until she pissed him off.

It's a weird moniker to give him, considering she says in that essay that writers are the rock stars of fandom. Not the little guys.

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Thank you, Toddson!! I've been waiting for someone to post that!

Yay, paperdol!!!! Good write-up

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Glad to; after all, I had a copy in my hot little hands, so why not share?

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From Entertainment Weekly: Ultimate Fandom Slices of "Slayer" Cake

Don't forget the photo of Buffy, which I would think would really help draw people to read the text.

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I hope this means I'll sell a few more books.

It's starting to hit me that maybe it'll at least be moderately successful instead of a complete dud.

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